1 00:00:51,718 --> 00:00:53,844 And him? 2 00:00:53,970 --> 00:00:55,971 No, he's abroad. 3 00:01:00,810 --> 00:01:04,605 - And him? - He can't. 4 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:09,485 - He's in the hotel. - It comes out in seven years. 5 00:01:11,946 --> 00:01:15,491 Sin! It was perfect. 6 00:01:20,121 --> 00:01:21,997 And this other one? 7 00:01:26,127 --> 00:01:30,339 - You can't, he's a convicted felon. - But don't talk bullshit! 8 00:01:30,381 --> 00:01:32,966 The fact that he is a convicted felon it's not a problem. 9 00:01:33,009 --> 00:01:35,135 The problem, if anything, is that he's dead. 10 00:01:36,513 --> 00:01:38,639 A gentleman! 11 00:01:39,265 --> 00:01:41,266 Stop everyone! 12 00:01:42,018 --> 00:01:44,645 Gentlemen, I found it. 13 00:01:47,273 --> 00:01:50,776 Here it is... perfect. 14 00:01:50,902 --> 00:01:53,028 < Perfect. 15 00:01:57,158 --> 00:01:58,784 It's him. 16 00:02:25,770 --> 00:02:29,398 - Oh, full of horns! - Oh, full of shit! 17 00:02:30,942 --> 00:02:32,818 But... 18 00:02:33,945 --> 00:02:37,030 She is "Thing". What, he's Pino. 19 00:02:37,073 --> 00:02:40,450 - Pino, this is Cosa. - Nice to meet you, Pino. 20 00:02:40,535 --> 00:02:43,829 Who is this beautiful little girl? 21 00:02:43,913 --> 00:02:46,582 What is your name? 22 00:02:47,083 --> 00:02:52,087 - What is his name? - It's called Fre... Mer.. Sur... I don't remember! 23 00:02:52,213 --> 00:02:54,339 Oh well, go! 24 00:02:54,465 --> 00:02:56,466 My brother, eh? 25 00:02:58,052 --> 00:03:03,098 You know what, he's Pino, known as "Lo Straniero" because he is from Puglia. 26 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:06,059 We've known each other for a long time. 27 00:03:06,102 --> 00:03:09,980 - We shared the same cell. - The same room. 28 00:03:10,064 --> 00:03:14,234 The same room for five years, day and night always together. 29 00:03:17,238 --> 00:03:18,614 Let's go. 30 00:03:31,377 --> 00:03:33,378 We are stopped. 31 00:03:36,507 --> 00:03:38,133 Stop. 32 00:03:46,267 --> 00:03:49,603 - What happened? - They shot each other while overtaking. 33 00:03:49,646 --> 00:03:52,648 Ah, they shot themselves! I thought it was an accident. 34 00:03:52,774 --> 00:03:55,275 Nothing serious. 35 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:06,995 - Waterfall? - There's no beer? 36 00:04:07,038 --> 00:04:10,123 We even have champagne! 37 00:04:10,166 --> 00:04:13,293 But the champagne, with balls or without balls? 38 00:04:15,421 --> 00:04:18,757 - They still drink water. - Here they are provincials. 39 00:04:24,806 --> 00:04:26,932 HORN 40 00:04:28,685 --> 00:04:31,687 Let's go! You play too, Pino! 41 00:04:31,813 --> 00:04:34,398 Play, Pino! Ring! 42 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:39,069 I love my country! Play, Pino! Ring! 43 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:46,410 Stop, Pinuzzo. 44 00:04:56,796 --> 00:05:01,717 What, this is my land, my territory. 45 00:05:07,932 --> 00:05:10,475 - Pino, take me home. - Immediately, Cetto. 46 00:05:38,212 --> 00:05:40,255 HORN 47 00:05:43,634 --> 00:05:46,136 Cetto, you're back! 48 00:05:54,395 --> 00:05:57,522 - Whore, slut! You bastard! - Dad! 49 00:05:57,648 --> 00:05:59,524 Apple tree! 50 00:05:59,609 --> 00:06:01,485 - Dad! - Apple tree! 51 00:06:01,527 --> 00:06:03,111 Dad! Dad! 52 00:06:03,154 --> 00:06:07,491 Facimu a tarantella? He's dark! Come here! 53 00:06:07,533 --> 00:06:12,287 You come! My little pruppiceddu! Melo Meluzzo! 54 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:15,665 Enough now, Melo. Enough! 55 00:06:15,792 --> 00:06:19,252 - Enough now! < (Carmen) You bastard! 56 00:06:19,295 --> 00:06:23,382 Rather, what's wrong with your mother? Is she disturbed? 57 00:06:23,424 --> 00:06:25,008 It's a bit like this... 58 00:06:25,051 --> 00:06:29,429 You too in four years you didn't even make a phone call! 59 00:06:29,514 --> 00:06:32,682 I called once, it was busy. 60 00:06:32,767 --> 00:06:35,185 < (Carmen) You bastard! - Have you seen who's here, Jackie? 61 00:06:35,311 --> 00:06:40,565 - So Meluzzo, is everything okay? - Yes. - I'm glad to be back. 62 00:06:40,691 --> 00:06:43,193 I needed my family. 63 00:06:43,277 --> 00:06:47,531 - Remember, family first. < Yes, dad. 64 00:06:47,573 --> 00:06:50,575 Now take the little girl out and go play with the dog. 65 00:06:50,701 --> 00:06:53,036 All right, pruppiceddu! 66 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:55,205 < Pine. 00:06:57,958 I missed my family so much. 68 00:06:58,042 --> 00:07:02,712 I missed him so much that I had another one. 69 00:07:04,215 --> 00:07:06,091 Carmen! 70 00:07:08,052 --> 00:07:11,096 - Carmen! < (Carmen) You bastard! 71 00:07:11,222 --> 00:07:14,057 Carmen, the coffee! Move! 72 00:07:25,319 --> 00:07:29,114 - Just one? - If this she wants coffee, if she makes it. 73 00:07:30,116 --> 00:07:31,741 00:07:36,496 It's not called anyway "This", but "What". 75 00:07:36,622 --> 00:07:38,623 By the way, Carmen, let me introduce you to Cosa. . . 76 00:07:38,708 --> 00:07:40,625 ..What do I introduce you to Carmen. 77 00:07:41,586 --> 00:07:44,004 Who is this Thing? 78 00:07:44,088 --> 00:07:46,131 I don't want it! 79 00:07:46,257 --> 00:07:49,509 I'm not a thing, My name is Isabela Pilar Dos Santos. 80 00:07:49,635 --> 00:07:52,596 No, your name is Thing. It's cleaner. 81 00:07:54,265 --> 00:07:56,391 HE DRINKS LOUDLY 82 00:07:58,644 --> 00:08:01,271 So much sugar, Carmen! 83 00:08:01,397 --> 00:08:04,024 GRIDA 84 00:08:10,239 --> 00:08:14,409 There's a lot of shit going on. Carmen and Cosa argue. 85 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:16,536 Pass me the bathrobe. 86 00:08:16,662 --> 00:08:19,873 Maybe I didn't explain myself. 87 00:08:19,916 --> 00:08:23,168 Those two down there they are getting full of blows. 88 00:08:23,252 --> 00:08:25,295 Pino, Pino! 89 00:08:25,379 --> 00:08:27,797 But it's normal! 90 00:08:27,924 --> 00:08:30,300 There is debate in families. 91 00:08:30,384 --> 00:08:33,803 Mine is a modern family, enlarged. 92 00:08:36,432 --> 00:08:39,559 How fashionable you are, Pino. 93 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:46,816 His name is Jackie. And what is your name? 94 00:08:46,943 --> 00:08:48,527 Huh? 95 00:08:52,448 --> 00:08:54,324 And your dad? 96 00:08:54,408 --> 00:08:55,951 What is his name? 97 00:08:59,288 --> 00:09:02,582 NOISE FROM BREAKING GLASS AND IT GREATS WOMEN 98 00:09:04,293 --> 00:09:05,961 Pine! 99 00:09:06,087 --> 00:09:08,296 - Pino, don't get distracted. - Yes. 100 00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:14,094 - How do you find me? - You are elegant as always. 101 00:09:14,178 --> 00:09:17,847 Who is beautiful is beautiful and whoever is more beautiful than you wears makeup! 102 00:09:18,975 --> 00:09:21,101 Perfect! Let's go. 103 00:09:33,948 --> 00:09:35,865 - What do we do? - Leave them alone. 104 00:09:35,950 --> 00:09:39,619 Theirs will be a great friendship. Let's go! 105 00:09:45,334 --> 00:09:46,835 Whore! 106 00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:50,380 Wait. 107 00:09:52,216 --> 00:09:54,134 Let's go. 108 00:10:06,522 --> 00:10:10,358 Cetto, how big you've gotten! 109 00:10:10,401 --> 00:10:15,155 - You eat well in South America, huh? 00:10:18,408 - Four years away from your land. - For what then? 111 00:10:18,534 --> 00:10:22,287 Fraudulent bankruptcy, false invoicing, money laundering... 112 00:10:22,371 --> 00:10:24,372 < All bullshit! 113 00:10:24,415 --> 00:10:28,668 - But he didn't even steal something to someone! - Enough. 114 00:10:28,794 --> 00:10:30,920 Eh, damn! 115 00:10:31,005 --> 00:10:36,676 - Hey, look who's here! - And how are you? Everything OK? 116 00:10:36,802 --> 00:10:40,889 The disability pension does it always get to you? 117 00:10:40,931 --> 00:10:42,682 Always precise, every month. 118 00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:45,560 Thanks to you, Cetto. I will be eternally grateful to you. 119 00:10:45,686 --> 00:10:48,271 Do you always limp on command? 120 00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:52,942 What a mess! 121 00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:55,570 < I'm going to play tennis. - HI! 122 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,197 HI! 123 00:10:57,281 --> 00:10:59,199 Eh, cuckold! 124 00:11:02,453 --> 00:11:05,330 They are beautiful areas, almost virgins. 125 00:11:05,414 --> 00:11:10,585 But over there Is communism always there? 126 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:13,338 Once upon a time, now it is becoming extinct. 127 00:11:13,464 --> 00:11:16,091 More than anything there is more. 128 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,552 Pilu as far as the eye can see. 129 00:11:19,595 --> 00:11:22,222 Pilu from coast to coast, from dawn to dusk. 130 00:11:22,306 --> 00:11:23,473 Pilu for lunch and dinner. 131 00:11:23,557 --> 00:11:27,852 Imagine a large continent ten times the size of Italy but without the steppes. 132 00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:28,978 Only more. 133 00:11:30,815 --> 00:11:33,066 Containers full of pilu. 134 00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:37,737 Ferry ships full of pilu. 135 00:11:38,614 --> 00:11:41,825 In oil tankers there is no oil, but there is more. 136 00:11:44,495 --> 00:11:46,621 Ten year old children are like this... 137 00:11:46,747 --> 00:11:50,500 ...and of course with all your energy what's up bamba, sorry! 138 00:11:50,626 --> 00:11:51,710 U pilu is u pilu! 139 00:11:51,752 --> 00:11:55,255 There is more powder, there is no powdered milk. 140 00:12:12,022 --> 00:12:14,274 - Welcome back, doctor. - Welcome back. 141 00:12:16,777 --> 00:12:18,903 So, accountant? 142 00:12:19,029 --> 00:12:23,992 Do you see, Mr. Cetto? the village it's pretty much how he left it. 143 00:12:24,034 --> 00:12:29,247 We are doing the expansion, further ahead there are four houses. 144 00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:32,417 < The only problem they are doing it in the Municipality. 145 00:12:32,501 --> 00:12:34,669 What problem? 146 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:40,300 They discovered that the village it is built on an ancient city. 147 00:12:40,384 --> 00:12:43,511 - Etruscan? - So what? Is it prohibited? 148 00:12:43,554 --> 00:12:45,430 It would be prohibited. 149 00:12:45,514 --> 00:12:49,893 lnstead of thanking us that from a city we made the old one new again! 150 00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:52,187 - What cuckolds! - Every day they invent one. 151 00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:56,024 The village is illegal, the facilities the permits are not up to standard... 152 00:12:56,066 --> 00:12:59,819 - They won't let you work! < (in English) Listen! 153 00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:12,582 - Talk strange. - He's English. 154 00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:14,334 Bad people. 155 00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:16,085 Go. 156 00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:20,590 Mister, listen to me. Go home, dammit! 157 00:13:20,716 --> 00:13:22,675 Shoo! Go, go! 158 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:29,432 - What's that? - A sewer. 159 00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:31,309 Unloads overboard, everything is fine. 160 00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:33,603 Ah, well... it goes down to the sea. 161 00:13:33,687 --> 00:13:35,855 Then everything is fine. 162 00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:43,363 Cetto, I have to tell you. 163 00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:47,242 ln these four years many things have changed. 164 00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:50,870 Here it has come to be said... 165 00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:53,706 ..de - mo - li - zi - oni. 166 00:13:53,749 --> 00:13:55,708 And a dog died. 167 00:13:57,002 --> 00:14:00,004 - They always say it. < This time they have the excuse. 168 00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:02,507 They say they want to build an archaeological park. 169 00:14:02,591 --> 00:14:04,342 An Etruscan thing. 170 00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:07,887 Yes, an Etruscan building... It wasn't understood well. 171 00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:10,598 They also say that the buildings they are all abusive. 172 00:14:10,641 --> 00:14:15,144 Yes, well, surveyor, illegal... As an excuse it doesn't hold up! 173 00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:17,897 - Abusive. - Oh well... 174 00:14:24,905 --> 00:14:28,908 Dear Lieutenant Cavallaro! Lady! And this little wolf? 175 00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:32,245 The Whatever! For the series "sometimes they come back". 176 00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:34,497 - Yes! - Four years pass quickly. 177 00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:38,668 - I find it good. - Never been better. 178 00:14:38,752 --> 00:14:41,170 Like a crossword horizontal and vertical. 179 00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:44,048 But above all horizontal. 180 00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:47,510 - The usual gentleman. - Nice, right? Do you like it? 181 00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:52,056 - Yes, even too beautiful. - Look. 182 00:14:52,182 --> 00:14:56,686 From here you can see the sea well, in fact I would say too well. 183 00:14:57,563 --> 00:15:01,065 - We almost have our feet in the water. - Watch out for the biting crabs! 184 00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:10,283 - Of course it's all paid for. - I prefer to pay myself. 185 00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:12,785 That will be for another time. 186 00:15:12,828 --> 00:15:15,455 Can you give me a tax receipt? 187 00:15:33,307 --> 00:15:35,224 The receipt? 188 00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:38,937 It's no problem, Carmen. 189 00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:43,858 INSTANT NOISE 190 00:15:49,865 --> 00:15:51,449 00:16:02,710 < The discount, huh? 192 00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:05,338 Do not bother. 193 00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:08,466 - A big discount! - Make the price as it is. 194 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:13,221 Five euros. 195 00:16:18,268 --> 00:16:23,773 < (Cetto) Do you mean to tell me that in four years have we earned this misery? 196 00:16:23,899 --> 00:16:27,110 We're not joking, come on! 197 00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:31,906 - We had many difficulties. - What difficulties? - The crisis... 198 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,408 ..taxes... 199 00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:36,744 Never mention it again that word in my presence. 200 00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:41,624 - What taxes? - I have to declare a few thousand euros... 201 00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:43,793 ..so as not to arouse suspicion. 202 00:16:43,877 --> 00:16:49,048 Believe me, a little tax we have to pay them. 203 00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:51,926 But what's happening? 204 00:16:52,052 --> 00:16:55,680 One is four years away and have you all lost your mind? 205 00:16:55,764 --> 00:16:59,434 Accountant, how many times do I have to tell you that taxes are like drugs? 206 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:03,271 If you pay them once, it ends up making you want to. 207 00:17:03,313 --> 00:17:06,149 Taxes are not paid! Damn damn! 208 00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:08,776 00:17:14,782 Here they arrived to arrest a gentleman, a gentleman... 210 00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:18,536 ..just because he shot the neighbor... 211 00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:23,541 ..without wondering if this is close he's a scoundrel. - Truly? 212 00:17:25,335 --> 00:17:29,297 - And how is this possible? - I'll tell you something else. 213 00:17:29,339 --> 00:17:31,716 They seized some lands of dearest friends... 214 00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:35,970 ..and they gave them to the priests. 00:17:38,931 Crazy things... 216 00:17:38,974 --> 00:17:40,975 It's anarchy! 217 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,852 < And that's not all. 218 00:17:42,936 --> 00:17:46,189 Now they are investigating on properties built without permits. 219 00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:49,984 Your village, the pizzeria and everything else are not safe. 220 00:17:50,110 --> 00:17:53,863 These stick to everything, they have no shame! 221 00:17:53,947 --> 00:17:58,451 But who are these? I want name, surname and nickname. 222 00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:03,122 Police, carabinieri, finance, Fine Arts... all of them! 223 00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:05,249 And obviously Cavallaro. 224 00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:08,503 < The lieutenant sticks his nose everywhere. 225 00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:11,464 He goes by saying that this time it will go all the way. 226 00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:17,261 May it go all the way, so the fish eat it. 227 00:18:17,387 --> 00:18:19,013 He's not alone. 228 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:23,392 Do you remember De Santis, the teacher? 229 00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:28,898 - The man who respects the rules and all that bullshit. - I remember it. 230 00:18:28,982 --> 00:18:31,109 De Santis wants to get into politics. 231 00:18:31,151 --> 00:18:33,778 He is running for mayor. 232 00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:37,115 - And he can do it. - Okay, go... 233 00:18:37,157 --> 00:18:40,535 He is a man without shame. 234 00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:45,665 He took sides completely on the side of the law. 235 00:18:45,749 --> 00:18:48,793 Support the law? 236 00:18:48,877 --> 00:18:53,172 - Is this legal? - Apparently so. 237 00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:56,884 - And if he becomes mayor? - The country is at risk of legality. 238 00:18:56,927 --> 00:19:00,680 00:19:04,058 We thought about it for a long time. 240 00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:08,312 - We have come to a conclusion. - What would that be? 241 00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:11,065 You. 242 00:19:11,191 --> 00:19:14,152 You must be our mayor. 243 00:19:14,194 --> 00:19:16,320 the mayor? 244 00:19:16,446 --> 00:19:17,947 Yes. 245 00:19:18,031 --> 00:19:19,657 So you say? 246 00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:22,326 Yes. 247 00:19:27,457 --> 00:19:31,043 I'm going out, I need to think. 248 00:19:31,086 --> 00:19:36,174 Yes. 249 00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:11,876 - Have you thought about it? - Three times, but I'm still not convinced. 250 00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:14,462 Let's go for a ride, I'll drive. 251 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,844 HORN 252 00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:27,725 But fuck you! 253 00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:33,022 Enough! 254 00:20:36,151 --> 00:20:39,654 I created this from nothing, from nothing. 255 00:20:40,864 --> 00:20:44,742 - Before there were only trees, maritime pines. - Mediterranean scrub. 256 00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:46,369 Weeds, dunes. 257 00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:51,165 - And these guys just want me remove all this. - Cuckolds! 258 00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:53,376 Caini! Phew! 259 00:20:55,170 --> 00:20:57,922 It's a windy day. Sorry, Pino. 260 00:20:58,006 --> 00:21:02,510 And do you know what it was here? Only old stones, graves... 261 00:21:02,552 --> 00:21:06,430 ..amphorae, helmets, shields, columns, in short, rubble. 262 00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:08,391 I cleaned it up. 263 00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:11,310 - All my stuff. - All your stuff. 264 00:21:13,563 --> 00:21:15,064 Without a doubt. 265 00:21:15,190 --> 00:21:19,068 < (Carmen) Whore! Slut! 266 00:21:19,194 --> 00:21:24,198 < You bastard! - Ssh, he's a delicate sleeper. 267 00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:34,709 (softly) Whore! Slut! You bastard! 268 00:21:34,835 --> 00:21:38,838 Carmen, how old fashioned you are. Stop it! 269 00:21:57,983 --> 00:22:01,861 - The total... - Let's check again. 270 00:22:03,488 --> 00:22:06,991 I decided: give it to Cetto what is from Cetto. 271 00:22:07,075 --> 00:22:08,492 I accept. 272 00:22:13,081 --> 00:22:15,374 I go into politics, I'm running for mayor. 273 00:22:15,625 --> 00:22:17,752 Ole! 274 00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:20,755 - Well done, Cetto! - Mayor! 275 00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:27,011 We will win, all it takes is a little effort and above all lots of stuffed envelopes. 276 00:22:27,095 --> 00:22:29,972 - We knew it! - We're ready, Cetto. 277 00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:35,478 - Cetto, that's the house of your opponent. - Well. 278 00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:40,524 What do you say? We give it to him the good news for De Santis? 279 00:22:40,650 --> 00:22:42,360 We send him a message. 280 00:22:42,402 --> 00:22:44,153 Ah. 281 00:22:44,905 --> 00:22:48,532 - Then chase me away? - And chase away. 282 00:22:52,287 --> 00:22:54,163 ALARM SOUND 283 00:22:55,665 --> 00:22:58,042 The message reached him. 284 00:22:59,544 --> 00:23:01,504 Damn damn! 285 00:23:02,798 --> 00:23:04,799 Best wishes, De Santis! 286 00:23:09,805 --> 00:23:12,056 Sons of bitches! 287 00:23:30,158 --> 00:23:32,201 Hello, De Santis. 288 00:23:33,703 --> 00:23:35,079 Did you know? 289 00:23:36,832 --> 00:23:40,835 - I entered politics, you know? - I noticed it. 290 00:23:43,463 --> 00:23:47,299 You've had it for many years the machine? 291 00:23:50,929 --> 00:23:52,555 This is the year of smoked glass. 292 00:23:54,349 --> 00:23:56,684 Hello, De Santis. 293 00:23:58,603 --> 00:24:00,563 - HI. - HI! 294 00:24:00,605 --> 00:24:02,731 Better than New Year's Eve. 295 00:24:18,582 --> 00:24:21,208 < (Cetto) The barbecue is ready! 296 00:24:22,752 --> 00:24:24,628 Here it is! 297 00:24:26,590 --> 00:24:30,259 The sausage is spicy, but the nduja is deplorable. 298 00:24:30,385 --> 00:24:32,761 The future is Cetto! 299 00:24:32,846 --> 00:24:35,639 The future is in Cetto! 300 00:24:35,724 --> 00:24:39,477 - How are you? - I'm fine, Cetto. 301 00:24:39,519 --> 00:24:43,647 - I always have a fixed thought. - I always have that too. 302 00:24:43,732 --> 00:24:47,026 - We're not cousins ​​at all. - But not that, Cetto. 303 00:24:47,152 --> 00:24:49,612 My son is still without a job. 304 00:24:49,654 --> 00:24:55,618 - Just think, he graduated from DAMS. - French stuff, "dams and messieurs"! 305 00:24:55,660 --> 00:25:00,164 As soon as they elect me, I make him consul bad luck waiter. 306 00:25:00,290 --> 00:25:03,751 I would love to meet up. 307 00:25:03,793 --> 00:25:06,670 (chorus) Speech! Speech! 308 00:25:06,755 --> 00:25:09,548 Speech! Speech! 309 00:25:09,674 --> 00:25:11,759 - Speech! - At that time... 310 00:25:11,801 --> 00:25:14,678 Dear friends and close relatives... 311 00:25:14,804 --> 00:25:18,807 ..I'm applying to hug the cry of freedom that rises... 312 00:25:18,892 --> 00:25:21,560 ..from the courtrooms to the prison cells... 313 00:25:21,686 --> 00:25:26,774 ..of friends barbarically and unjustly defined as fugitives... 314 00:25:26,816 --> 00:25:30,194 ..forced to abandon your bed in the middle of the night. 315 00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:32,321 < What a pain! How desperate! 316 00:25:32,447 --> 00:25:34,448 It's time to say enough! 317 00:25:36,952 --> 00:25:41,080 < Gentlemen, I am applying in the name of values... 318 00:25:41,206 --> 00:25:42,706 ...family first. 319 00:25:42,832 --> 00:25:46,293 I love the family! METALLIC NOISE 320 00:25:48,588 --> 00:25:51,674 - Long live the family! - Hurray! 321 00:26:05,063 --> 00:26:07,356 CARMEN Plange 322 00:26:20,870 --> 00:26:22,746 Enough is enough! 323 00:26:27,335 --> 00:26:30,838 Either she goes or I go! 324 00:26:33,341 --> 00:26:35,384 You can't have two wives. 325 00:26:35,468 --> 00:26:40,472 Carmen, what are you like! Nothing ever goes right for you! 326 00:26:40,515 --> 00:26:42,641 Everything is a problem. 327 00:26:42,767 --> 00:26:45,394 What will two wives be like? 328 00:26:45,478 --> 00:26:48,772 You can't have two cars, you can't have two motorbikes... 329 00:26:48,898 --> 00:26:52,151 ...you can't have two houses... - Two houses yes. 330 00:26:52,277 --> 00:26:53,902 In fact, I'm going to the other one. 331 00:26:53,987 --> 00:26:58,282 If we continue like this, we can't not even have two cousins. 332 00:27:02,787 --> 00:27:05,789 - I remained for your son. - Yes, yes... 333 00:27:13,048 --> 00:27:15,007 - Cetto... - Hmm? 334 00:27:15,050 --> 00:27:20,554 Okay, but that little thing, nigger... is she your daughter? 335 00:27:22,057 --> 00:27:23,682 You know I love you. 336 00:27:23,767 --> 00:27:26,810 In fact, this is why I tell you: It's none of your business. 337 00:27:27,812 --> 00:27:29,521 Oh, no? 338 00:27:32,317 --> 00:27:36,695 I'm ashamed in front of it to the whole country, to the family... 339 00:27:36,780 --> 00:27:38,697 ..and it's not my business? 340 00:27:40,033 --> 00:27:42,201 It's real rubbish! 341 00:27:50,210 --> 00:27:53,962 Mom, where are you going? 342 00:27:54,089 --> 00:27:56,840 Change of scenery, I'm going to the countryside. 343 00:28:01,054 --> 00:28:03,180 There's a rotten smell here. 344 00:28:05,850 --> 00:28:08,686 - Is everything okay, love? - Yes, everything is fine. 345 00:28:08,728 --> 00:28:11,438 Don't worry, go ahead. 346 00:28:14,818 --> 00:28:17,361 Dad, this is Laura. 347 00:28:18,863 --> 00:28:21,990 - Good evening, Mr. Whatever. - Good evening. 348 00:28:34,629 --> 00:28:36,505 Was she your girlfriend? 349 00:28:37,382 --> 00:28:39,383 Yes, dad. 350 00:28:39,509 --> 00:28:42,761 - Was she your girlfriend? - Yes, dad. 351 00:28:42,887 --> 00:28:48,392 Melo, that girl is no good. She has no tits and has little ass. 352 00:28:48,518 --> 00:28:50,644 I looked at her carefully, you know. 353 00:28:51,771 --> 00:28:53,647 I have to talk to you. 354 00:28:53,773 --> 00:28:55,899 Follow me. 355 00:28:58,361 --> 00:29:00,112 Listen, Melo... 356 00:29:00,905 --> 00:29:03,031 ..soon I will be mayor... 357 00:29:03,158 --> 00:29:05,492 ..so by law you are deputy mayor. 358 00:29:07,495 --> 00:29:11,665 - There are some things to fix: you have to change. - I know. 359 00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:16,628 I missed him and a fatherless son it can take a bad turn. 360 00:29:16,671 --> 00:29:18,797 But now I'm back. 361 00:29:19,674 --> 00:29:24,303 I saw you the other night on your motorbike, you had a helmet. 362 00:29:25,430 --> 00:29:28,432 It's not good, Melo. I have a name in town. 363 00:29:28,558 --> 00:29:32,186 - I know, dad. - You are my pride. 364 00:29:32,270 --> 00:29:34,897 I sacrificed myself, I'm committed to you. 365 00:29:34,939 --> 00:29:39,067 - I taught you everything, did you forget? - No, dad. 366 00:29:39,903 --> 00:29:43,280 When you were 1 1 years old, I gave you your first driving lessons. 367 00:29:43,323 --> 00:29:45,449 When you were 1 2, what did I do? 368 00:29:46,576 --> 00:29:49,036 You taught me how to hit schoolmates. 369 00:29:49,078 --> 00:29:51,705 When you were 1 2, what did I do? 370 00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:54,708 You taught me how to hit the classmates who didn't let me copy them. 371 00:29:54,834 --> 00:29:59,963 You don't have to wear a helmet, they might think you're shy. 372 00:30:02,050 --> 00:30:03,342 You have to make yourself respected. 373 00:30:03,426 --> 00:30:07,846 If you give way at an intersection, they end up calling you rich. 374 00:30:07,972 --> 00:30:11,809 And as if that wasn't enough you fall on a girl without mints. 375 00:30:11,851 --> 00:30:14,311 - Where did I go wrong? 00:30:16,480 I'm the one who's wrong. 377 00:30:16,606 --> 00:30:20,317 The electoral campaign starts in a few days. 378 00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:24,947 You and I are going to have some fun, we talk, we think a lot. 379 00:30:24,989 --> 00:30:27,449 Maybe we go hunting and fishing. 380 00:30:28,993 --> 00:30:30,994 - Yes. - Apple tree? 381 00:30:32,247 --> 00:30:34,456 It was minless. 382 00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:38,085 The world has fallen, you know? 383 00:30:39,504 --> 00:30:41,588 - Sorry, dad. < Flat! 384 00:30:42,131 --> 00:30:44,258 What pain you have given me, Melo! 385 00:30:49,138 --> 00:30:51,139 Let's go. 386 00:31:00,650 --> 00:31:02,276 Come on, come on! 387 00:31:08,741 --> 00:31:11,118 What is it? 388 00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:14,621 I'm your father, Melo. I've seen you naked many times. 389 00:31:14,664 --> 00:31:18,041 Let's not talk about her! 390 00:31:20,295 --> 00:31:22,546 - Force! - Yes, dad. 391 00:31:22,672 --> 00:31:24,798 Don't make me look bad. 392 00:31:26,509 --> 00:31:30,679 Surprise her, she has to scream. 393 00:31:34,559 --> 00:31:38,937 - Apple tree... it's getting dark, huh? - Nothing, dad. 394 00:31:39,022 --> 00:31:42,524 - Maybe I don't have the right bait. - Yes, okay... yes. 395 00:31:42,567 --> 00:31:45,944 - Yes, the right bait! - I'll take another one. 396 00:31:46,029 --> 00:31:47,905 All right. 397 00:31:53,077 --> 00:31:56,204 They took the bait, Melo! Come on! 398 00:32:02,086 --> 00:32:04,421 How many fish! 399 00:32:13,348 --> 00:32:16,183 - It's so cool here, I like it! - Shut up. 400 00:32:17,602 --> 00:32:19,353 (Melo softly) Yes, dad. 401 00:32:19,437 --> 00:32:21,480 Shut up, huh? 402 00:32:21,564 --> 00:32:23,607 Stop. 403 00:32:32,075 --> 00:32:35,243 Jackie, look what we got! 404 00:32:36,496 --> 00:32:41,208 Jackie! 405 00:32:42,085 --> 00:32:45,462 My love, yes no jewelry, but let me talk to me... 406 00:32:53,513 --> 00:32:57,641 - Why is Meluzzo crying? - I shot the dog... 407 00:32:57,725 --> 00:33:01,228 ..but this time I didn't do it on purpose. - He was very fond of him. 408 00:33:01,270 --> 00:33:03,271 Better not to get attached. 409 00:33:03,398 --> 00:33:07,651 By the way I wanted to tell you something. 410 00:33:07,777 --> 00:33:11,530 - We were waiting for your return because... - Come on! 411 00:33:11,656 --> 00:33:14,157 Svetlana and I want to get married. 412 00:33:14,242 --> 00:33:17,619 You and Svetlana? But are you sure? 413 00:33:17,662 --> 00:33:19,913 - Yes. - Yes, Cetto. 414 00:33:20,039 --> 00:33:22,040 All right. 415 00:33:23,543 --> 00:33:25,794 Yes, next month. 416 00:33:26,671 --> 00:33:29,881 It would be a great honor for us. 417 00:33:29,924 --> 00:33:35,637 - We'd love it if you would as a witness. - Witness? 418 00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:39,057 What a bad word to say something so beautiful! 419 00:33:40,268 --> 00:33:42,519 Pino, this and more for you. 420 00:33:42,562 --> 00:33:45,939 But now we need to concentrate on the election campaign. 421 00:33:46,065 --> 00:33:47,649 We start tomorrow morning. 422 00:33:47,692 --> 00:33:49,693 Where's Melo? 423 00:33:49,777 --> 00:33:53,321 < Melo! - The coffee. - Ah, yes! Thank you. 424 00:33:53,448 --> 00:33:55,323 Meluzzo! 425 00:33:55,408 --> 00:33:57,701 Propiceddu! 426 00:34:02,415 --> 00:34:07,044 You don't cry for the dog, you're hiding something from me. 427 00:34:07,086 --> 00:34:09,212 No, it's for the dog. 428 00:34:09,338 --> 00:34:14,092 - I don't believe it. The school is everything okay? - Yes, as usual. 429 00:34:14,177 --> 00:34:18,847 - What are you doing now? The averages? - First year of surveyor. 430 00:34:18,973 --> 00:34:21,224 Already? Bravo! First surveyor. 431 00:34:21,350 --> 00:34:25,854 - It's the third time, dad. - Don't cry, Melo. 432 00:34:25,980 --> 00:34:30,484 The dog was ugly and strong, it didn't even bite. 433 00:34:30,568 --> 00:34:32,736 You don't have to cry. 434 00:34:32,820 --> 00:34:36,823 For example do you see this watch? 435 00:34:36,866 --> 00:34:39,367 It didn't work and I fixed it. 436 00:34:39,452 --> 00:34:43,246 Now it's no longer a clock, he is my cousin. 437 00:34:43,331 --> 00:34:46,208 In your opinion if he dies, am I sorry? 438 00:34:47,251 --> 00:34:50,837 - Yes, dad. - No, Melo! I don't give a damn! 439 00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:52,756 I'll buy another one. 440 00:34:56,636 --> 00:34:59,638 Meluzzo, that's enough. 441 00:34:59,722 --> 00:35:02,265 Now I'm just hungry. 442 00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:21,284 The balloon for the little girl and a compliment to the mother. 443 00:35:21,369 --> 00:35:24,246 - He knows she has a nice body as a councilor? - Thank you. 444 00:35:24,288 --> 00:35:27,499 - Call me, I'll give you the number. - Let's go though, Cetto. 445 00:35:27,542 --> 00:35:32,546 - If we waste half an hour every minute, we finish the day after tomorrow. - You are right. 446 00:35:32,672 --> 00:35:34,297 We have to think big. 447 00:35:34,423 --> 00:35:39,052 But as a general rule, as a reference system... 448 00:35:39,178 --> 00:35:43,181 ..as a preferential attitude you mind your own business. - That's right. 449 00:35:43,266 --> 00:35:44,641 Good morning, miss. 450 00:35:48,146 --> 00:35:51,815 I can't, there is a fire on Sila. 451 00:35:51,899 --> 00:35:56,027 The fire is already indomitable, you make the trip for nothing. 452 00:35:56,070 --> 00:35:58,780 Do me a favor and go the distance. 453 00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:02,701 I cannot. 454 00:36:08,708 --> 00:36:10,584 Listen to me. 455 00:36:24,056 --> 00:36:26,808 < Vote and get people to vote Cetto The Whatever! 456 00:36:26,851 --> 00:36:30,061 This is the petrol voucher offered by Cetto La Quale! 457 00:36:30,104 --> 00:36:33,607 Get your fill of democracy: Your candidate puts in 10 euros. 458 00:36:33,733 --> 00:36:36,443 Vote for Cetto La Quale, your mayor. 459 00:36:36,485 --> 00:36:39,613 Get your fill of democracy. 460 00:36:41,991 --> 00:36:46,244 Melo, look how male you are without helmet! 461 00:36:46,329 --> 00:36:50,457 hair in the wind is more sincere. Help me distribute the vouchers. 462 00:36:50,499 --> 00:36:53,710 - After you. < (radio) The word to candidate De Santis. 463 00:36:53,753 --> 00:36:57,380 < (De Santis) Dear friends, in the next municipal elections... 464 00:36:57,465 --> 00:37:01,968 ..it seems he has decided to run a citizen known to the local news. 465 00:37:02,011 --> 00:37:08,141 - I would like to ask this candidate of questions. - Enough! 466 00:37:08,226 --> 00:37:13,772 < (De Santis) Mr. Whatever, Has being in hiding made it better? 467 00:37:13,898 --> 00:37:16,399 < Who are the shady figures? who do you frequent? 468 00:37:16,525 --> 00:37:21,738 < The woman who accompanies her is she his concubine? - Enough now! 469 00:37:21,781 --> 00:37:24,282 I have two cousins that threaten secession. 470 00:37:24,367 --> 00:37:26,243 Pino, call the printer. 471 00:37:26,285 --> 00:37:29,537 - I have an answer in mind to give to De Santis. - Yes. 472 00:37:29,622 --> 00:37:32,874 - I don't want to forget this. - Ready? Is it the printing house? 473 00:37:32,917 --> 00:37:36,002 - One moment. - I told you the text. - Yes. 474 00:37:38,005 --> 00:37:41,007 - De Santis. - De Santis. 475 00:37:57,149 --> 00:38:00,026 APPLAUS AND CHEERS OF EXULTANCE 476 00:38:05,908 --> 00:38:08,910 Where is his program? 477 00:38:09,704 --> 00:38:13,456 That's the ultimate problem, get a pizza. 478 00:38:13,582 --> 00:38:15,417 Eat the pizza. 479 00:38:15,459 --> 00:38:18,461 He hasn't told us yet who wants to nominate. 480 00:38:18,587 --> 00:38:22,966 - They won't be the usual professionals of politics? - Not at all. 481 00:38:23,050 --> 00:38:25,343 They are new and immaculate faces. 482 00:38:25,428 --> 00:38:30,307 I didn't want you to see it but I have the first draft list here. 483 00:38:30,349 --> 00:38:33,601 I propose to you my dream team... 484 00:38:33,728 --> 00:38:35,228 485 00:38:35,354 --> 00:38:40,191 ..Melo The Whatever, Or Pruppo. APPLAUS AND CHEERS OF EXULTANCE 486 00:38:41,110 --> 00:38:43,445 Except Whatever! 487 00:38:45,614 --> 00:38:47,949 Rosario The Whatever! 488 00:38:48,993 --> 00:38:52,996 Pino "The Stranger" acquired La Quale. 489 00:38:53,998 --> 00:38:56,124 Thank you! 490 00:38:57,752 --> 00:39:03,506 - Then Rocco The Whatever! - Rocco La Quale is in prison! 491 00:39:03,632 --> 00:39:09,262 He'll be out in two weeks, he's clean. SHOUTS OF EXULTANCE 492 00:39:12,350 --> 00:39:15,268 - Take a pizza. - But they are all his relatives. 493 00:39:15,353 --> 00:39:17,771 And they are all men. 494 00:39:17,855 --> 00:39:22,525 This is not the case in the South Should women also enter politics? 495 00:39:22,651 --> 00:39:26,404 In my political vision often cutting edge... 496 00:39:26,530 --> 00:39:29,783 ..it's not women who must enter politics... 497 00:39:29,909 --> 00:39:33,036 ..but it's politics that must enter women. 498 00:39:33,162 --> 00:39:34,788 The applause didn't start but I deserve it. 499 00:39:34,914 --> 00:39:36,915 APPLAUSE Damn, damn! 500 00:39:39,001 --> 00:39:41,044 I hadn't heard that. 501 00:39:42,046 --> 00:39:46,925 More and more people live below the survival threshold. 502 00:39:47,009 --> 00:39:49,302 - How sad! < There are elderly... 503 00:39:49,428 --> 00:39:52,764 ..historically unemployed, immigrants. 504 00:39:52,807 --> 00:39:57,394 What will Mayor La Quale do? for the poor and needy? 505 00:39:59,647 --> 00:40:01,689 the poor and the needy... 506 00:40:03,025 --> 00:40:06,277 I hadn't thought of that! It happens! 507 00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:10,407 A round of applause for the new advance! 508 00:40:10,449 --> 00:40:15,578 It happens... the poor and needy. It happens and will happen again! 509 00:40:18,332 --> 00:40:24,212 - We make it a world heritage site. - It can happen. 510 00:40:24,338 --> 00:40:26,840 The eighth wonder! 511 00:40:26,966 --> 00:40:29,175 Bravo! Bravo! 512 00:40:30,845 --> 00:40:36,599 - We know each other. I'm Martino Calogero, by Tele di Sopra. - Hello, Calogero. 513 00:40:36,725 --> 00:40:40,979 You only nominated relatives, whether male or female. 514 00:40:41,105 --> 00:40:46,234 Wouldn't it be better to open up to civil society? Thank you. 515 00:40:48,821 --> 00:40:50,864 Civil society! 516 00:40:50,990 --> 00:40:55,869 The first beautiful and right idea what I heard! Bravo! 517 00:40:55,953 --> 00:41:00,248 Civil society, precisely. Now I'll write it down! 518 00:41:00,332 --> 00:41:04,878 Civil society! Take a bath! 519 00:41:04,962 --> 00:41:07,630 Take a bath! 520 00:41:14,013 --> 00:41:18,016 < (Laura) But what does it mean? I don't understand it! 521 00:41:18,100 --> 00:41:20,602 But no, love... no! 522 00:41:20,644 --> 00:41:24,606 00:41:27,525 That's not the problem. 524 00:41:27,651 --> 00:41:33,531 It's just that my dad is old fashioned. 525 00:41:34,783 --> 00:41:37,118 He believes a lot in values. 526 00:41:37,161 --> 00:41:40,288 - Ndu culu civil society! - Ndu culu! 527 00:41:40,414 --> 00:41:44,167 I saw how he looked at me. Come on, what did he tell you? 528 00:41:44,251 --> 00:41:46,419 < Nothing, love. - Come on, tell me. 529 00:41:46,545 --> 00:41:49,130 Maybe we are too young. 530 00:41:49,173 --> 00:41:52,383 You'll see that over time you will understand it too. 531 00:42:03,687 --> 00:42:08,441 < "The political proposal of the list Whatever is inconsistent." 532 00:42:08,567 --> 00:42:10,818 "The programmatic lines are missing." 533 00:42:10,945 --> 00:42:15,907 "There is no sign of a plan economic structured to rob..." 534 00:42:15,950 --> 00:42:19,953 - Surveyor... tidy up! - Shelve, shelve! 535 00:42:20,037 --> 00:42:22,956 "...to clear up the disturbing debt chasm." 536 00:42:23,082 --> 00:42:26,167 And what two cousins, but what are they talking about? 537 00:42:27,336 --> 00:42:31,464 "It is not clear how the candidate intends to deal with emergencies..." 538 00:42:31,590 --> 00:42:34,968 "..and the evils of this earth..." - Atavistic! - Atavistic. 539 00:42:35,052 --> 00:42:39,722 "..surrounded by a crowd of friends and relatives, inadequate people..." 540 00:42:39,848 --> 00:42:42,058 "..to the public administration." 541 00:42:42,101 --> 00:42:44,727 - Pino, do you understand? - No. - Perfect! 542 00:42:44,853 --> 00:42:46,437 Pino is the average voter. 543 00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:50,066 If you don't understand anything, no one will understand anything. 544 00:42:50,109 --> 00:42:54,821 - Let's move on. - Sorry Cetto, with all the respect I give you... 545 00:42:54,863 --> 00:42:56,948 ..the problem is not Pino. 546 00:42:56,991 --> 00:43:00,952 - The news that arrives they are not good. - I read. 547 00:43:00,995 --> 00:43:03,705 The polls are all negative. 548 00:43:03,747 --> 00:43:08,501 - Polls are fine... < The accountant is right. 549 00:43:08,586 --> 00:43:12,630 We have to react, we can't stay with your hands folded. 550 00:43:12,756 --> 00:43:17,135 Listen to your friends: an expert is needed here. 551 00:43:17,219 --> 00:43:20,513 - Alright... - We found one. 552 00:43:20,598 --> 00:43:24,892 - No experts, let's carry on like this. - At least think about it! 553 00:43:25,019 --> 00:43:29,022 This is number one. When it happens something big, he's always there. 554 00:43:29,106 --> 00:43:33,901 For one thing, when Gorbachev he was still thinking about the Berlin Wall: 555 00:43:33,986 --> 00:43:36,988 "Should we throw it away? Don't we throw it away? Maybe we'll renovate it." 556 00:43:37,031 --> 00:43:41,784 He stood there with the pickaxe in his hand who took a pickaxe. A great man! 557 00:43:41,869 --> 00:43:43,786 Then he is a relative of my cousin. 558 00:43:43,871 --> 00:43:48,041 - Do I have to tell you anything else? - Absolutely. - Cetto, he's a great man. 559 00:43:48,167 --> 00:43:53,171 - It's expensive... - True. - Because everything has a cost. 560 00:43:54,506 --> 00:43:58,426 Puru u pilu! 561 00:44:01,513 --> 00:44:02,930 All right. 562 00:44:04,058 --> 00:44:08,186 - And don't screw the journalists! - Caini! Phew! 563 00:44:08,937 --> 00:44:10,021 Eh! 564 00:44:22,201 --> 00:44:24,160 - Rosaria! - Francesca! 565 00:44:27,831 --> 00:44:31,292 You won't regret it, It's the best there is. 566 00:44:31,335 --> 00:44:32,960 A big shot. 567 00:44:33,087 --> 00:44:37,465 - I told you he's related of my brother-in-law? - At least 1 08 times. 568 00:44:37,591 --> 00:44:39,050 < Listen... 569 00:44:39,093 --> 00:44:42,595 ...the sign is wrong. 570 00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:44,222 Jerry Salerno. 571 00:44:46,100 --> 00:44:48,601 I'm hungry, let's go. 572 00:44:50,229 --> 00:44:51,938 - Is it him? - He's very good. 573 00:44:51,980 --> 00:44:54,107 - He's number one. - Okay go... 574 00:44:59,488 --> 00:45:02,865 Where exactly is this Jerry from? 575 00:45:02,950 --> 00:45:06,577 Never ask him if he is from Bari. 576 00:45:06,620 --> 00:45:09,122 Never say Bari, he is from Milan. 577 00:45:09,248 --> 00:45:11,499 - Remember, about Milan. - I understand. 578 00:45:11,583 --> 00:45:15,878 - He's from Bari, but he says he is of Milan. - Good. - A repentant! 579 00:45:15,963 --> 00:45:19,132 We missed it! We are now full. 580 00:45:27,516 --> 00:45:29,767 MUSIC FROM THE RADIO 581 00:45:38,152 --> 00:45:39,902 JERRY TURNS OFF THE RADIO 582 00:45:41,739 --> 00:45:43,781 Anyway, I'm Pino. 583 00:45:47,870 --> 00:45:50,413 Out of curiosity, Mr. Jerry... 584 00:45:50,497 --> 00:45:54,751 ..exactly which side are you coming from the north? 585 00:45:54,793 --> 00:45:56,794 It's not important. 586 00:45:58,130 --> 00:46:02,300 - "It's not important." - No, he's very determined. 587 00:46:02,384 --> 00:46:05,136 - He's number one. - And one from before is two. 588 00:46:05,179 --> 00:46:07,388 We have Jerry and Tom. 589 00:46:09,057 --> 00:46:10,558 Tom and Jerry, Cetto. 590 00:46:11,310 --> 00:46:12,685 Jerry and Tom. 591 00:46:27,701 --> 00:46:30,453 First thing tomorrow morning the 20,000 down payment. 592 00:46:30,537 --> 00:46:33,414 - See you at my hotel at 7 o'clock. - At 7? 593 00:46:33,457 --> 00:46:36,209 - At 7pm. - That's 1 9. 594 00:46:36,293 --> 00:46:39,420 7 is 7, no matter what anyone says. 595 00:46:42,466 --> 00:46:46,219 It's been since '82 that I haven't woken up at 7. 596 00:46:47,346 --> 00:46:48,846 We know it, invalid. 597 00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:53,726 ORIENTAL MUSIC 598 00:47:10,452 --> 00:47:11,994 So? 599 00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:16,374 The appointment was at 7. It's 7.15. 600 00:47:16,458 --> 00:47:19,710 - It's not important. - It's important though. 601 00:47:21,004 --> 00:47:23,089 It starts with punctuality. 602 00:47:23,131 --> 00:47:26,759 - Guagliaò, make coffee on repeat! Never stop. - At your disposal. 603 00:47:26,885 --> 00:47:29,887 I brought the money, you can count them if you want. 604 00:47:29,972 --> 00:47:32,390 - Here, Mr. Jerry... - Punctuality. 605 00:47:36,103 --> 00:47:40,231 What are you doing, a classical ballet? What are the stages? 606 00:47:40,274 --> 00:47:43,776 Belly dance facemu? JERRY ISSUES SOME VERSl 607 00:47:48,907 --> 00:47:54,745 No art is more difficult of gaining consensus. 608 00:47:55,414 --> 00:47:57,290 It's like a war. 609 00:47:57,374 --> 00:48:01,002 The essential objective of war it's victory. 610 00:48:02,129 --> 00:48:04,005 And I want to win. 611 00:48:04,047 --> 00:48:07,383 Only by obeying at the central command you win. 612 00:48:07,426 --> 00:48:10,511 And here is the central command... 613 00:48:10,554 --> 00:48:12,889 ..they are me. Do you understand? 614 00:48:12,931 --> 00:48:17,685 Who landed in Normandy? I didn't serve in the military. 615 00:48:17,811 --> 00:48:19,395 I was busy. 616 00:48:19,438 --> 00:48:25,526 Without a doubt it is in him something ancestral. 617 00:48:25,569 --> 00:48:28,571 A sort of primordial instinct... 618 00:48:28,697 --> 00:48:31,198 ..something animal. 619 00:48:32,159 --> 00:48:35,703 But it's not enough, we have to work. 620 00:48:35,787 --> 00:48:37,914 Work my way. 621 00:48:38,957 --> 00:48:42,960 Agree to do that what do I say or give up? 622 00:48:44,087 --> 00:48:47,465 Sorry, I have an appointment. I have to go and think. 623 00:48:47,591 --> 00:48:49,967 Think about it too. 624 00:48:50,093 --> 00:48:53,220 Everyone likes to reflect not just her. 625 00:48:53,347 --> 00:48:57,975 But I recommend, Don't do it in front of others. 626 00:48:58,060 --> 00:49:00,353 Do you understand, Jerry? 627 00:49:01,730 --> 00:49:05,983 He seems stupid but he knows the tricks! Well done Jerry! 628 00:49:06,068 --> 00:49:09,487 - Look, Any... - The Whatever. 629 00:49:09,571 --> 00:49:11,739 Do you want to win the elections? 630 00:49:12,449 --> 00:49:14,951 Without a doubt. 631 00:49:20,123 --> 00:49:25,586 < (Jerry) First always remember: she is his first advertisement. 632 00:49:25,629 --> 00:49:28,965 < The candidate's image it is like the image of the warrior. 633 00:49:30,258 --> 00:49:36,222 < Must instill fear in the opponent and inspire respect in the troops. 634 00:49:36,264 --> 00:49:40,142 - Please advise me, everything is crosswise, eh? - Yes, don't worry. 635 00:49:40,268 --> 00:49:44,897 - Nino, what happened to him your son Francis? - He left. 636 00:49:45,023 --> 00:49:47,024 He went north. 637 00:49:48,652 --> 00:49:53,990 The boy is talented and now it has been very successful. 638 00:49:54,032 --> 00:49:56,117 Truly? 639 00:49:57,119 --> 00:49:59,161 Now he is a stylist. 640 00:50:00,747 --> 00:50:03,165 He did well to leave, you know? 641 00:50:03,291 --> 00:50:06,502 He was shaking. The boy he could not remain in the country. 642 00:50:06,545 --> 00:50:09,171 He was, how to say... too much of a stylist. 643 00:50:09,297 --> 00:50:11,799 Careful! 644 00:50:11,883 --> 00:50:16,303 Hunt and hands, Ninuzzo! 645 00:50:22,060 --> 00:50:27,189 < (Jerry) Once the look is done we need to work on the public image. 646 00:50:27,315 --> 00:50:30,067 - Here we are! Come down! - I don't want to stay here. 647 00:50:30,193 --> 00:50:33,529 < (Jerry) We have to free ourselves of the burdens of the past... 648 00:50:33,572 --> 00:50:37,700 ...eliminate all traces of attackable behaviors. 649 00:50:37,826 --> 00:50:42,705 00:50:44,707 Here you go, go! 651 00:50:44,791 --> 00:50:47,668 It's beautiful here! Do you like it? 652 00:50:47,711 --> 00:50:50,463 Hello have fun! You too, eh! 653 00:50:50,547 --> 00:50:53,215 < (Jerry) Once he's free of the burdens of the past... 654 00:50:53,300 --> 00:50:57,428 ..she will have to recover on the family's land. 655 00:50:57,471 --> 00:51:02,475 < We absolutely must give an idea of respectability. 656 00:51:02,559 --> 00:51:06,353 < You and your wife you will take walks in the village... 657 00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:09,607 ..especially in crowded situations. 658 00:51:09,691 --> 00:51:13,736 < People have to think that you are a model couple. 659 00:51:13,862 --> 00:51:16,989 - Bye bye! - She's a whore, slut... 660 00:51:17,115 --> 00:51:19,241 - Good morning! - She's a whore! 661 00:51:19,326 --> 00:51:22,244 - Good morning... good morning! - Tappinara. 662 00:51:22,370 --> 00:51:24,997 < (Jerry) Starting tomorrow her he will take care of his son... 663 00:51:25,123 --> 00:51:28,959 ..the young warrior. 664 00:51:29,002 --> 00:51:31,212 Melo, today you decide. 665 00:51:31,254 --> 00:51:33,130 Tell me where you want to go. 666 00:51:35,717 --> 00:51:39,595 There is a beautiful painting exhibition, maybe we could go there. 667 00:51:40,472 --> 00:51:44,767 I'll take you to paint, I have brushes in the car. 668 00:51:44,893 --> 00:51:47,269 - Do you want to smoke? - No, dad. 669 00:51:47,354 --> 00:51:49,897 You don't even smoke? All right. 670 00:52:01,910 --> 00:52:04,787 The line is there, the brushstroke is not decisive. 671 00:52:04,913 --> 00:52:09,166 < (Jerry) Among the most urgent things will have to bring its premises up to standard. 672 00:52:13,004 --> 00:52:19,051 < He must behave like a civilized person and rely on an accountant. 673 00:52:19,177 --> 00:52:22,054 - Do you like my drawing? - Yes, dad. 674 00:52:22,180 --> 00:52:24,140 Let's reload. 675 00:52:24,182 --> 00:52:26,058 < (Jerry) The time has come to pay taxes... 676 00:52:26,184 --> 00:52:27,560 ..even down here. 677 00:52:27,686 --> 00:52:31,564 Everything's fine, but I don't pay taxes! 678 00:52:31,648 --> 00:52:34,817 I am a gentleman, I have a name in town! 679 00:52:37,070 --> 00:52:41,657 - Cetto, you have to pay taxes. - I said no and it's no! 680 00:52:41,700 --> 00:52:44,285 Okay but then yes how or the fuck... 681 00:52:44,327 --> 00:52:46,453 Attention, The Whatever. 682 00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:50,708 All right. 683 00:52:54,713 --> 00:52:58,549 But at least the culture, I recommend! 684 00:52:59,593 --> 00:53:01,969 - What? - Culture! 685 00:53:03,346 --> 00:53:05,598 At least it's free? 686 00:53:07,225 --> 00:53:08,475 Without a doubt. 687 00:53:08,602 --> 00:53:15,191 And such fear, some days, to find each other... 688 00:53:15,233 --> 00:53:21,113 ..with hours ahead of him before the sleep bell... 689 00:53:21,239 --> 00:53:24,742 ...and nothing more to say... 690 00:53:24,826 --> 00:53:28,329 ...and nothing left to do. 691 00:53:28,371 --> 00:53:31,749 And now Willie? 692 00:53:31,875 --> 00:53:38,380 Do something! 693 00:53:38,465 --> 00:53:40,966 CETTO RUSSIA 694 00:53:45,347 --> 00:53:49,266 And then... recommend me! We live in a Catholic country. 695 00:53:49,392 --> 00:53:52,728 I want to see it on Sunday in the front row of his church. 696 00:53:52,771 --> 00:53:55,648 - The mumènt will arrive. It's fundamental! - All right. 697 00:53:57,859 --> 00:53:59,401 Good! 698 00:53:59,486 --> 00:54:01,028 Let's pray. 699 00:54:02,906 --> 00:54:06,909 Summoned by the Lord for this Eucharistic celebration... 700 00:54:07,035 --> 00:54:10,537 ...we ask for the conversion of the heart and the forgiveness of sins. 701 00:54:10,664 --> 00:54:13,123 MOBILE PHONE RING Sir... 702 00:54:14,292 --> 00:54:19,004 ..forgive our pride and the race for first places. - Ready? 703 00:54:19,047 --> 00:54:21,298 00:54:23,550 00:54:27,805 ...the poor and the suffering. - I'm at some kind of meeting. 706 00:54:27,889 --> 00:54:30,683 It's a pain in the ass I'm not telling you, look... 707 00:54:30,809 --> 00:54:34,645 Okay, I'll move on to 1 1 . 708 00:54:34,688 --> 00:54:39,275 We are in a church, a little good manners! 709 00:54:39,317 --> 00:54:41,902 Emotionally it's true. Priest, I'm calling. 710 00:54:41,945 --> 00:54:45,155 Please turn down the volume. A little creativity. 711 00:54:45,198 --> 00:54:46,448 But really! 712 00:54:51,329 --> 00:54:54,081 Hi, let's think about it later. 713 00:54:54,165 --> 00:54:56,458 All right, bye. 714 00:54:56,543 --> 00:54:58,711 Please. 715 00:54:58,795 --> 00:55:01,588 Almighty God, have mercy on us... 716 00:55:01,673 --> 00:55:03,590 ..forgive our sins... 717 00:55:03,675 --> 00:55:07,553 ...and lead us to eternal life. < Amen. 718 00:55:07,595 --> 00:55:12,182 Someone wants to get closer to read a passage of scripture? 719 00:55:12,225 --> 00:55:14,184 < You're welcome! 720 00:55:14,227 --> 00:55:15,978 (Jerry) Go! 721 00:55:24,195 --> 00:55:26,238 Dear friends and relatives... 722 00:55:26,364 --> 00:55:31,452 ..as you well know they are the candidate for mayor of the town. 723 00:55:31,494 --> 00:55:36,332 - Even though I know you will vote for me... - This is the house of the Lord! 724 00:55:36,374 --> 00:55:37,750 There's no politics here! 725 00:55:37,834 --> 00:55:42,087 Priest, every Sunday for years hold your rallies here. 726 00:55:42,130 --> 00:55:45,883 Vote for that, don't vote for that, vote for the Christian Party etc. etc. 727 00:55:46,009 --> 00:55:50,387 And now you turn against me? Do you want the feast of San Rocco? 728 00:55:50,513 --> 00:55:52,598 Volete il contributo del Comune? 729 00:55:56,227 --> 00:56:01,106 So, vote for me and I will rebuild the church. 730 00:56:02,150 --> 00:56:05,486 And we fire u parrin, I'm sorry. 731 00:56:06,654 --> 00:56:11,492 < (Jerry) One last thing: it's not enough to go to church. 732 00:56:11,534 --> 00:56:13,660 < It takes an act of humility. 733 00:56:14,913 --> 00:56:20,501 < They have to see you in the confessional to amend his sins. 734 00:56:20,543 --> 00:56:22,669 Priest, I almost forgot. 735 00:56:22,754 --> 00:56:24,630 There's one more thing. 736 00:56:26,549 --> 00:56:31,178 - There are no cameras here, right? - Don't talk nonsense. 737 00:56:31,262 --> 00:56:33,263 In short, the ultimate nonsense. 738 00:56:34,808 --> 00:56:37,684 - I killed a man. - When was it? 739 00:56:39,938 --> 00:56:42,147 Tomorrow afternoon. 740 00:56:45,443 --> 00:56:48,070 There is definitely an improvement... 741 00:56:48,196 --> 00:56:50,072 ...but that's not enough. 742 00:56:50,156 --> 00:56:54,660 The polls say we are distant five points from De Santis. 743 00:56:54,702 --> 00:56:56,829 We still have to work. 744 00:56:57,664 --> 00:57:00,165 He will work, he will work, he will work. 745 00:57:00,208 --> 00:57:04,920 The best solution it is always the simplest. 746 00:57:04,963 --> 00:57:07,548 I had a definitive idea. 747 00:57:07,590 --> 00:57:09,049 De Santis must be killed. 748 00:57:10,718 --> 00:57:12,469 I do not know. 749 00:57:12,595 --> 00:57:16,723 If we kill De Santis... 750 00:57:16,808 --> 00:57:19,726 ..then becomes a martyr? 751 00:57:19,811 --> 00:57:23,856 - We need to think about it carefully. - We could only hurt him seriously. 752 00:57:23,982 --> 00:57:27,985 So maybe he kindly withdraws or on average he gets sick... 753 00:57:28,069 --> 00:57:30,362 ..and dies on his own. 754 00:57:31,739 --> 00:57:36,118 Why don't we plant a bomb? 755 00:57:36,244 --> 00:57:40,998 What do you have in that head of southerners? A kilo of nduja? 756 00:57:41,082 --> 00:57:45,961 If we take out the first candidate, behind him there is another... 757 00:57:46,004 --> 00:57:51,508 ..and then another and then another. There are 1 2 candidates! 758 00:57:52,886 --> 00:57:55,888 Kill 1 2 candidates... MOBILE PHONE RING 759 00:57:56,639 --> 00:58:00,517 It's not good, it's too distracting. 760 00:58:00,602 --> 00:58:04,021 - Mrs. Carmen. - Sorry, she's my wife. 761 00:58:04,147 --> 00:58:06,023 Yes, ready? 762 00:58:08,234 --> 00:58:10,110 But really? 763 00:58:11,905 --> 00:58:14,156 Damn damn! 764 00:58:14,282 --> 00:58:15,908 He comes... ? 765 00:58:16,034 --> 00:58:17,659 < Pure! 766 00:58:17,744 --> 00:58:19,786 00:58:23,123 Okay, yeah... bye, bye, bye. 768 00:58:24,250 --> 00:58:28,504 Lieutenant Cavallaro introduced himself at home with finance. 769 00:58:28,546 --> 00:58:31,673 My wife says they put the house underneath. 770 00:58:31,758 --> 00:58:33,675 Upside down, Cetto. 771 00:58:33,801 --> 00:58:35,302 Below below. 772 00:58:35,386 --> 00:58:39,932 - What were they looking for? - Invoice receipts, papers, books, pencils, markers... 773 00:58:40,058 --> 00:58:43,435 Things that concern the pizzeria. 774 00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:46,438 < A mia moglie hanno detto a lot of bullshit. 775 00:58:46,523 --> 00:58:52,194 According to them the amphorae of the pizzeria are stolen. 776 00:58:54,072 --> 00:58:57,282 I found it while digging in the village. 777 00:58:57,325 --> 00:58:59,034 Crazy things! 778 00:58:59,077 --> 00:59:04,331 They left a letter, they talk about an inscription. 779 00:59:04,457 --> 00:59:06,792 It's not a club card. 780 00:59:08,336 --> 00:59:12,172 It's about registration to the register of suspects. 781 00:59:12,215 --> 00:59:15,217 There will be an arrest... prison! 782 00:59:17,971 --> 00:59:23,100 They want to arrest me right now? That's enough! 783 00:59:23,977 --> 00:59:26,562 What a piece of cake! 784 00:59:26,604 --> 00:59:29,481 Right now that we had done it. 785 00:59:29,566 --> 00:59:31,942 That was enough! 786 00:59:32,735 --> 00:59:36,613 - Enough of a lieutenant! - Eh, damn! Phew! 787 00:59:37,991 --> 00:59:39,825 Very good. 788 00:59:39,867 --> 00:59:42,494 We'll give them what they want. 789 01:00:05,351 --> 01:00:07,394 Don't make that face. 790 01:00:07,478 --> 01:00:10,772 It's nonsense, you know I love you. 791 01:00:12,275 --> 01:00:14,151 Smile, Meluzzo. 792 01:00:17,488 --> 01:00:19,406 All right. 793 01:00:20,366 --> 01:00:24,036 Are you happy that dad Did the pizzeria register in your name? 794 01:00:24,162 --> 01:00:27,039 - Yes, thanks dad. - Come on, go! 795 01:00:30,168 --> 01:00:33,045 - HI! - Hello, dad. 796 01:00:33,129 --> 01:00:37,924 < Hello! He has become a little man. - Hello, dad! 797 01:00:38,009 --> 01:00:41,011 - I already miss him. - Hello, Melo! 798 01:00:41,054 --> 01:00:43,680 What do you want? It's life! 799 01:00:47,435 --> 01:00:50,687 My son made a mistake and it's already paying. 800 01:00:50,813 --> 01:00:54,650 I am innocent. 801 01:00:54,692 --> 01:00:59,154 De Santis tried to frame me. That's enough! That cain! 802 01:00:59,197 --> 01:01:01,323 Vote and let people vote Cetto The Whatever! 803 01:01:01,449 --> 01:01:04,951 Purity, loyalty, freedom! 804 01:01:05,078 --> 01:01:08,288 < (Cetto) My son made a mistake and it's already paying. 805 01:01:08,331 --> 01:01:10,791 CARMEN Plange 806 01:01:18,966 --> 01:01:20,801 Poor Apple! 807 01:01:24,305 --> 01:01:26,682 But what is his fault? 808 01:01:26,724 --> 01:01:29,476 He's just a kid. 809 01:01:29,560 --> 01:01:32,187 He's just a little boy! 810 01:01:33,731 --> 01:01:35,357 Picciriddu meu... 811 01:01:38,611 --> 01:01:41,738 My darling! 812 01:01:41,823 --> 01:01:44,866 Prison is educational, it's a kind of university. 813 01:01:44,951 --> 01:01:48,745 Then we are under elections. Carmen, think. 814 01:01:48,830 --> 01:01:51,998 in a moment like this, better him than me. 815 01:01:52,125 --> 01:01:54,084 It's less noticeable, Carmen. 816 01:01:57,964 --> 01:01:59,756 Fuck you! 817 01:02:00,967 --> 01:02:03,510 Will I take these to Melo? 818 01:02:07,849 --> 01:02:12,894 I fell in love with you seeing you, you leaving the house... 819 01:02:13,896 --> 01:02:16,148 ...about you. 820 01:02:17,108 --> 01:02:20,777 In this world of words everyone has their own. 821 01:02:20,862 --> 01:02:22,654 I have mine. 822 01:02:23,656 --> 01:02:24,906 I love you. 823 01:02:25,032 --> 01:02:28,160 I love you, I love you! 824 01:02:31,414 --> 01:02:34,666 Long live Pino, long live Svetlana, long live love! 825 01:02:34,792 --> 01:02:39,129 - Long live the newlyweds! < Thank you, thank you! 826 01:02:40,047 --> 01:02:42,299 Dear Pino and Svetlana... 827 01:02:42,425 --> 01:02:46,178 ..this is the second day most beautiful of your life. 828 01:02:46,262 --> 01:02:51,683 - The first day will be when you vote Cetto The Whatever! - Well done! 829 01:02:51,768 --> 01:02:56,938 Vote and let Cetto La Quale vote! 830 01:02:57,064 --> 01:03:00,442 Whatever, anyway and by the way! 831 01:03:00,526 --> 01:03:03,820 you and I need to talk. 832 01:03:03,946 --> 01:03:07,574 - We need to talk! - Dear Jerry, the cake has arrived. 833 01:03:07,658 --> 01:03:11,203 - Have a glass. Come, Thing! - I'm not thirsty, okay? 834 01:03:11,329 --> 01:03:15,540 - What did I tell you? - I can't remember everything. 835 01:03:15,583 --> 01:03:18,293 I told her not to be seen around... 836 01:03:18,336 --> 01:03:22,589 ..with people other than his wife but only with his wife. 837 01:03:22,715 --> 01:03:26,593 I'm the one who doesn't make myself understood or is it she who doesn't understand me? 838 01:03:26,677 --> 01:03:31,097 Both things, but today is Pino's wedding. 839 01:03:31,182 --> 01:03:35,101 - Let's bend the rules. - No breaking the rules! 840 01:03:35,186 --> 01:03:36,603 Until the elections! 841 01:03:36,729 --> 01:03:39,231 But he's a complete idiot! Tremon! 842 01:03:39,315 --> 01:03:43,860 I mean, it's full of people. 843 01:03:43,945 --> 01:03:47,489 There could be some journalists around. 844 01:03:47,573 --> 01:03:51,743 The lady kindly he comes away with me. 845 01:03:51,869 --> 01:03:53,745 - Please. - I'm the lady. 846 01:03:53,871 --> 01:03:55,997 - Certain. - Thank you. 847 01:03:56,123 --> 01:03:58,500 < Chauffeur! 01:04:00,752 All right, go. 849 01:04:00,878 --> 01:04:04,130 Cetto, leave her alone! 850 01:04:04,215 --> 01:04:08,760 In honor of Pino and Svetlana, I dedicate a poem to you. 851 01:04:08,845 --> 01:04:13,139 The poem is titled “Windy feeling.” 852 01:04:22,608 --> 01:04:24,150 Please. 853 01:04:37,540 --> 01:04:40,000 If during the day it turns beautiful... 854 01:04:40,042 --> 01:04:42,043 ..if in the evening it turns ugly... 855 01:04:42,169 --> 01:04:45,797 ..after the Carousel I'll come at two and throw it to you. 856 01:04:45,882 --> 01:04:49,009 - Well done, Cetto! - You are our future! 857 01:04:49,051 --> 01:04:51,553 01:04:54,431 Damn! Damn! Damn! 859 01:04:54,557 --> 01:04:56,933 Damn! Damn! 860 01:04:58,185 --> 01:05:00,186 Dear voter friends... 861 01:05:00,271 --> 01:05:03,815 ..and lie down electric friends of Marina di Sopra... 862 01:05:03,900 --> 01:05:07,569 ..I was asked if I get elected what do I intend to do... 863 01:05:07,653 --> 01:05:09,070 ...for the poor and needy. 864 01:05:09,196 --> 01:05:11,406 A blessed fuck! 865 01:05:14,827 --> 01:05:17,954 It's time to end it! The needy is a mania. 866 01:05:18,080 --> 01:05:22,083 I too am in need of votes, emotionally I need them more than oxygen. 867 01:05:22,209 --> 01:05:24,836 Here we are at war, I don't take prisoners. 868 01:05:24,921 --> 01:05:26,463 If you vote for me, I'll find you a job. 869 01:05:26,589 --> 01:05:29,424 If you don't vote for me, 'nto culu a ttia and to the whole family! 870 01:05:29,467 --> 01:05:31,301 Applause! 871 01:05:34,347 --> 01:05:38,224 I love the fight, Above all, I don't like pacifists... 872 01:05:38,351 --> 01:05:40,560 ..in the person of De Santis... 873 01:05:40,603 --> 01:05:43,605 ..our Giovanni De Santis of our civic list. 874 01:05:43,689 --> 01:05:47,359 De Santis, I won't spit on you if not I will perfume you... 875 01:05:47,485 --> 01:05:51,071 ..I don't piss you, I wash you, I don't care that I powder you. 876 01:05:51,113 --> 01:05:55,867 Giovanni De Santis: to Bastasu, to Cainu... 877 01:05:55,993 --> 01:05:57,744 Phew! 878 01:05:57,870 --> 01:05:59,621 Excuse me. 879 01:05:59,705 --> 01:06:04,376 You have fixed yourself that problems of the South are the work... 880 01:06:04,502 --> 01:06:06,586 ...economic development... 881 01:06:06,629 --> 01:06:09,589 ...the valorisation of natural resources. 882 01:06:09,632 --> 01:06:12,968 But what's the matter with more nature, eh? 883 01:06:13,010 --> 01:06:17,138 Here we don't need work, it's well known. 884 01:06:17,264 --> 01:06:20,767 If one can write two checks empty, it does not die of hunger. 885 01:06:20,851 --> 01:06:23,853 There is no need for school facilities here and efficient hospitals. 886 01:06:23,896 --> 01:06:27,107 We need a pilu here, gentlemen! 887 01:06:27,149 --> 01:06:33,238 Doubts have even been raised about my sexual performance. 888 01:06:33,280 --> 01:06:35,365 Oh! 889 01:06:35,408 --> 01:06:38,159 Damn, damn, damn! 890 01:06:38,285 --> 01:06:41,287 hey, hey, hey! 891 01:06:41,372 --> 01:06:45,917 The undersigned is proud to have had sexual relations... 892 01:06:46,043 --> 01:06:49,921 ..with more than 1,6,000 foreigners of 1 06 different colours. 893 01:06:50,047 --> 01:06:51,923 I spent a fortune but I did it. 894 01:06:52,049 --> 01:06:53,925 First of all love. 895 01:06:54,010 --> 01:06:58,638 They even rose up doubts when I proposed... 896 01:06:58,681 --> 01:07:04,811 ..to entrust "The Stranger" to Pino the role of primary... 897 01:07:04,937 --> 01:07:08,398 ...in the cardiac surgery department to the hospital. 898 01:07:08,441 --> 01:07:13,445 The scoop of these infamous people it would be that Pino doesn't have a degree. 899 01:07:13,529 --> 01:07:16,656 But what the fuck does he need a degree for? 900 01:07:16,699 --> 01:07:20,035 Pino has two fairy hands. 901 01:07:20,077 --> 01:07:21,703 It can operate. 902 01:07:21,787 --> 01:07:26,583 You should see it as a fillet the dolphins he catches. 903 01:07:26,667 --> 01:07:29,961 You should see it as straw the fawns he hunts. 904 01:07:30,046 --> 01:07:33,715 What the fuck does he need a degree for? Whatever and always. 905 01:07:33,799 --> 01:07:37,719 If I'm elected, I'll get hired 7,000/8,000 forestry workers. 906 01:07:37,803 --> 01:07:42,307 We'll put in a forester for each tree. Applause! 907 01:07:45,978 --> 01:07:49,564 Thanks for coming, vote for Cetto La Quale. 908 01:07:49,607 --> 01:07:53,610 With words I would have finished, Now let's let the facts speak. 909 01:07:53,694 --> 01:07:55,987 MUSIC FROM THE SCOTHECA Let the facts speak! 910 01:07:56,072 --> 01:07:58,573 Vote for Cetto La Quale! 911 01:07:58,616 --> 01:08:02,994 Politics that descends among the people! Vote for Cetto La Quale! 912 01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:06,247 It's all free! 913 01:08:10,711 --> 01:08:16,007 Incidentally, they don't cost anything, it's all offered by Cetto La Quale! 914 01:08:53,003 --> 01:08:54,796 So, Cetto... 915 01:08:54,880 --> 01:08:57,298 ...let's start from the beginning. 916 01:08:57,383 --> 01:09:00,135 What you have to do when does the opponent speak? 917 01:09:00,177 --> 01:09:04,264 - The last TV duel is fundamental. - This is easy. 918 01:09:04,306 --> 01:09:07,684 When De Santis speaks, I get up and leave. 919 01:09:07,768 --> 01:09:10,270 Don't be a jerk, come on. 920 01:09:10,312 --> 01:09:14,941 When De Santis speaks, I would go and take a piss. 921 01:09:15,025 --> 01:09:17,443 Come on, we've said it a hundred times. 922 01:09:17,528 --> 01:09:21,406 When De Santis speaks, you just have to shake your head. 923 01:09:21,448 --> 01:09:23,908 As if to say "it's not right, it's not right." 924 01:09:23,951 --> 01:09:29,330 When they frame you, you have to repeat the sentences you say are half-hearted. 925 01:09:29,456 --> 01:09:32,584 Damn damn! But what a shame! 926 01:09:32,710 --> 01:09:36,421 Or even "Incidentally, whatever, without doubt." 927 01:09:36,463 --> 01:09:39,716 So he gets pissed off and we put it in a bad light. 928 01:09:39,842 --> 01:09:43,052 - Do you understand? - Pissing is more effective... 929 01:09:43,095 --> 01:09:46,598 ..but if you say that, we do as you want. 930 01:09:46,724 --> 01:09:50,935 < (Jerry) Cetto, let's start from the beginning. 931 01:09:50,978 --> 01:09:55,982 We've been going for three hours, Can't we take a break? 932 01:09:56,066 --> 01:09:57,692 Let's repeat from the beginning, come on. 933 01:09:57,735 --> 01:10:00,486 When I enter the studio, I get closer to De Santis... 934 01:10:00,613 --> 01:10:04,324 ...I give him my hand then I smile at him and spit at him. 935 01:10:04,366 --> 01:10:06,993 - Then you're a creep. - I was joking, come on. 936 01:10:07,077 --> 01:10:10,830 I shake his hand and greet the audience and the journalists, then I sit down. 937 01:10:10,873 --> 01:10:12,373 Very good. 938 01:10:12,458 --> 01:10:15,001 - Calogero! - Yes, tell me. 939 01:10:15,127 --> 01:10:19,756 < (Jerry) If she found the girl in the camper... 940 01:10:19,840 --> 01:10:23,259 01:10:28,097 I look like the Sun King! I look like a Riace Bronze. 942 01:10:28,140 --> 01:10:30,975 < Well, to conclude the discussion... 943 01:10:31,018 --> 01:10:35,521 ..this year the voters they have a great responsibility. 944 01:10:35,648 --> 01:10:40,735 - What a shame, it's not possible! - I was saying that the voters... 945 01:10:40,778 --> 01:10:44,656 ..of Marina di Sopra they must choose what... - It's incredible! 946 01:10:44,782 --> 01:10:47,033 It's a shame, it's not possible, how disgusting! 947 01:10:47,159 --> 01:10:50,620 What are you muttering? It's not possible here to develop a concept. 948 01:10:50,663 --> 01:10:54,290 I mumble it as much as I want! We are in a democracy! 949 01:10:54,416 --> 01:10:59,295 And then as a key principle De Santis, mind your own business! 950 01:10:59,421 --> 01:11:01,297 < Well done! 951 01:11:01,423 --> 01:11:06,052 Calogero, you allow my opponent to speak to me with this language? 952 01:11:06,178 --> 01:11:09,889 How touchy! But have a good laugh! 953 01:11:09,932 --> 01:11:13,685 Mr. Whatever, I apologize on behalf of your opponent. 954 01:11:13,769 --> 01:11:16,312 We are in a free transmission, he can do and say whatever he wants. 955 01:11:16,438 --> 01:11:20,692 She takes sides in an indecent way for my opponent. 956 01:11:20,818 --> 01:11:24,070 Don't talk nonsense, show respect and don't take it out on me. 957 01:11:24,154 --> 01:11:25,947 She's terribly boring. 958 01:11:26,073 --> 01:11:28,574 - Hurry up, then it's La Quale's turn. - But I'm just getting started. 959 01:11:28,701 --> 01:11:31,828 And you've already screwed it up, think what will happen if you continue. 960 01:11:31,954 --> 01:11:35,707 You better stop, get back, wash your feet and take care of yourself! 961 01:11:38,210 --> 01:11:41,087 - It's perfect! - Absolutely! 962 01:11:41,171 --> 01:11:43,172 It's God! 963 01:11:48,679 --> 01:11:51,931 - And it's also beautiful, beautiful! - If you vote for me, you will have everything. 964 01:11:51,974 --> 01:11:56,602 < (Cetto) Jewellery, boats, private rooms... 965 01:11:57,229 --> 01:12:01,107 ..clams and champagne. - But what are you saying? 966 01:12:01,233 --> 01:12:04,986 < We will organize pilu seminars. - At that time? - Shh! 967 01:12:05,112 --> 01:12:08,239 < And we will give everyone pilu tattoos! 968 01:12:08,324 --> 01:12:10,366 Is he your dad? 969 01:12:10,451 --> 01:12:13,328 I met him, he is a good person. 970 01:12:13,370 --> 01:12:16,622 < (De Santis) It's clear that they are promises he won't be able to keep! 971 01:12:16,749 --> 01:12:18,833 < (Calogero) You stick to the facts. 972 01:12:18,876 --> 01:12:21,627 < (De Santis) You are the host or his lawyer? 973 01:12:21,712 --> 01:12:24,380 (Cetto) But will you shut up for a moment? 974 01:12:24,506 --> 01:12:28,092 < And cicik and cicik! But let me work. Go for a walk. 975 01:12:28,135 --> 01:12:33,389 I insist they won't be there more gas and electricity bills. 976 01:12:33,515 --> 01:12:35,475 Kill the greed! 977 01:12:36,393 --> 01:12:38,269 Bravo! Bravo! 978 01:12:38,395 --> 01:12:41,647 But how good and good! It's all nonsense! 979 01:12:41,774 --> 01:12:43,358 Still better than the bullshit you say. 980 01:12:43,400 --> 01:12:47,236 Solidarity, participation... 981 01:12:47,279 --> 01:12:49,739 What a cousin! 982 01:12:49,782 --> 01:12:52,742 - We will also abolish Cl. - But it has already been abolished. 983 01:12:52,785 --> 01:12:55,870 We will abolish it again, abolished twice. 984 01:12:55,913 --> 01:13:00,041 If you are not happy, we will remove the garbage tax... 985 01:13:00,167 --> 01:13:02,126 ...car tax and insurance. 986 01:13:02,169 --> 01:13:03,920 Applause! 987 01:13:04,546 --> 01:13:07,548 - Sacrifices must be made. - Very, very good. 988 01:13:07,674 --> 01:13:11,052 We have reached the end of our comparison. 989 01:13:11,136 --> 01:13:15,306 But how at the end? He talked three times as much as me! 990 01:13:15,391 --> 01:13:19,310 - I couldn't complete a concept. - I wouldn't brag about it. 991 01:13:21,647 --> 01:13:25,066 Dear viewers, It was a great debate. 992 01:13:25,150 --> 01:13:28,694 Some important things were said on the future of Marina di Sopra. 993 01:13:28,779 --> 01:13:32,698 We have done our part, now the choice is yours. 994 01:13:32,825 --> 01:13:34,909 Good evening everyone... and hello! 995 01:13:34,952 --> 01:13:38,329 Mr. Calogero, make me say a couple more things? 996 01:13:38,455 --> 01:13:40,832 - Of course, of course! - But weren't we finished? 997 01:13:40,916 --> 01:13:43,584 De Santis, now he's exaggerating! 998 01:13:43,669 --> 01:13:48,047 I've never had it dealing with a politician... 999 01:13:48,090 --> 01:13:52,427 ..as insolent as she is. - You're stinky! Shame on you! 1000 01:13:52,469 --> 01:13:57,181 Whatever, I apologize in my name and that of the issuer. 1001 01:13:57,224 --> 01:14:01,811 I guarantee you next time he will have a space for her alone. 1002 01:14:01,854 --> 01:14:03,729 She can't! 1003 01:14:03,814 --> 01:14:08,109 - This is my broadcast and I do as I please. - Well done! 1004 01:14:08,193 --> 01:14:10,611 Whatever, just conclude. 1005 01:14:10,737 --> 01:14:12,447 Direction, take the individual away from me. 1006 01:14:12,489 --> 01:14:13,739 Thank you. 1007 01:14:13,866 --> 01:14:17,076 We will give 1,000 euros per person. 1008 01:14:18,454 --> 01:14:20,580 - 2,000! - Well done! 1009 01:14:22,082 --> 01:14:25,126 And we paint everyone's house, for free! 1010 01:14:25,210 --> 01:14:27,253 Swordfish will return to the coast! 1011 01:14:28,630 --> 01:14:32,216 - Good. - We will bring pilu boats! 1012 01:14:32,259 --> 01:14:33,759 Ships full of pilu! 1013 01:14:33,886 --> 01:14:36,846 In short, very much more! 1014 01:14:36,889 --> 01:14:39,140 - Well done! - Very good! 1015 01:14:40,767 --> 01:14:45,021 - It's a promise. - This one It's a beautiful conclusion. 1016 01:14:45,105 --> 01:14:48,149 Thanks to all of you, good evening everyone... and hello! 1017 01:14:51,904 --> 01:14:54,363 Dear Calogero, thank you. 1018 01:14:54,406 --> 01:14:58,868 - So, how did it go? - Impeccable management! 1019 01:14:58,911 --> 01:15:02,288 - Compliments! - Jerry, it's done. - I'd say we exaggerated. 1020 01:15:02,414 --> 01:15:07,043 I figured out the trick: you say something stupid and everyone votes for you. 1021 01:15:07,169 --> 01:15:10,379 - See you Sunday afternoon. - Why Sunday? 1022 01:15:10,422 --> 01:15:12,924 What did you tell me about the day before the elections? 1023 01:15:13,050 --> 01:15:15,927 I told you there is the pause for reflection. 1024 01:15:16,053 --> 01:15:19,931 From today to Sunday I reflect, but I think hard. 1025 01:15:20,015 --> 01:15:22,808 - I didn't tell you... - You told me! 1026 01:15:22,893 --> 01:15:25,186 I have a desire to reflect you can't even imagine it. 1027 01:15:25,312 --> 01:15:27,813 Consider too that it is good for your skin. 1028 01:15:49,836 --> 01:15:51,796 < (photographers) So, Don Cetto! 1029 01:15:56,176 --> 01:15:59,220 < A beautiful smile! One with the lady. 1030 01:16:06,979 --> 01:16:08,854 - Congratulations! - Bye bye! 1031 01:16:11,108 --> 01:16:13,859 Look who's here, my cousin! 1032 01:16:14,987 --> 01:16:20,074 - Without a doubt it is a beautiful day. - And where are you taking me now? 1033 01:16:20,117 --> 01:16:23,703 - I'm going for a walk. - But what's happening? 1034 01:16:25,622 --> 01:16:27,873 - Leave me, cain! - Force! 1035 01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:30,751 - HI! - Cuckold! 1036 01:16:30,836 --> 01:16:34,880 - HI! - Bastard! Horned! 1037 01:16:35,007 --> 01:16:36,507 Horned! 1038 01:16:36,592 --> 01:16:39,510 Bastard! Bastard! 1039 01:16:42,389 --> 01:16:45,474 Who ddu cugghiuna, what an effort! 1040 01:16:50,647 --> 01:16:54,275 Oh, darling! Love! 1041 01:17:00,657 --> 01:17:04,285 - Where are you going? - Going for a walk. 1042 01:17:04,369 --> 01:17:08,539 I had a busy night. 1043 01:17:08,624 --> 01:17:11,542 The work isn't finished. 1044 01:17:11,668 --> 01:17:15,630 Elections are often won the last day, at the photo finish. 1045 01:17:15,672 --> 01:17:18,049 Sorry, look. 1046 01:17:18,133 --> 01:17:23,262 - This is the to-do list. - Who ddu cugghiuna! - Come on, come on! 1047 01:17:23,305 --> 01:17:26,432 Courage, the last effort! Eh! 1048 01:17:31,188 --> 01:17:34,148 01:17:36,442 Then he'll offer you beer Cetto The Whatever! 1050 01:17:36,568 --> 01:17:40,571 Even tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. Including croissants and cappuccino. 1051 01:17:40,656 --> 01:17:45,451 Now everyone at the polls, okay? Alfredo, everything paid for, eh? 1052 01:17:45,535 --> 01:17:46,827 Cetto The Whatever! 1053 01:17:52,084 --> 01:17:53,918 Thank you. 1054 01:17:57,547 --> 01:18:01,467 My little village it's close to the playa. 1055 01:18:01,551 --> 01:18:05,096 (in Spanish) It's very small, it is very clean. 1056 01:18:05,931 --> 01:18:07,473 Very nice. 1057 01:18:09,184 --> 01:18:10,851 My life is there. 1058 01:18:12,479 --> 01:18:14,480 My little girl was born there. 1059 01:18:16,066 --> 01:18:20,194 I don't like this country. 1060 01:18:21,071 --> 01:18:24,990 Of course, Isabela is normal. 1061 01:18:25,075 --> 01:18:29,078 We all want to return where we were happy. 1062 01:18:29,121 --> 01:18:33,624 Tell me more about your life, of your home. 1063 01:18:33,750 --> 01:18:36,377 - Are you undecided too? - Yes, I'm undecided. 1064 01:18:39,756 --> 01:18:41,757 - Undecided. - Yes. 1065 01:18:42,884 --> 01:18:44,343 Very indecisive. 1066 01:18:47,764 --> 01:18:51,475 - Cetto? - Hmm? - I'm quite undecided. 1067 01:18:51,518 --> 01:18:54,645 Do you know that you are enough? 1068 01:18:54,771 --> 01:18:57,273 - Definitely, huh? - Thank you, Cetto. 1069 01:18:57,357 --> 01:19:00,025 Vote for Cetto La Quale. 1070 01:19:00,152 --> 01:19:04,363 Ginuzzu bellu. I had inflammation of my tonsils. 1071 01:19:04,406 --> 01:19:05,531 You were so good... 1072 01:19:05,657 --> 01:19:08,367 Madam please silence, we are working here. 1073 01:19:08,410 --> 01:19:11,370 Here we have six sure and one undecided. 1074 01:19:11,413 --> 01:19:15,624 - But with some clean sheets and two cooked pears he votes too. - All right. 1075 01:19:15,667 --> 01:19:19,545 So, how are we today? THE PATIENT COMPLAINS 1076 01:19:19,629 --> 01:19:24,049 Remember to vote for Cetto La Quale and from tomorrow health will smile on you. 1077 01:19:24,176 --> 01:19:27,303 You will receive a place in a single room, hydromassage, air conditioning... 1078 01:19:27,429 --> 01:19:29,805 ..and a good-looking nurse. What is your name? 1079 01:19:29,931 --> 01:19:32,433 THE PATIENT COMPLAINS Easy to remember. 1080 01:19:32,559 --> 01:19:35,060 The polling station It's down the hall. 1081 01:19:35,145 --> 01:19:37,563 Remember, vote for Cetto La Quale. 1082 01:19:37,689 --> 01:19:38,898 COMPLAINT 1083 01:19:41,443 --> 01:19:43,819 He speaks illiterate, but is nice. 1084 01:19:44,821 --> 01:19:49,450 Good morning, I'm Cetto La Quale, the candidate for mayor. 1085 01:19:49,576 --> 01:19:51,827 How's it going, everything okay? 1086 01:19:51,912 --> 01:19:53,788 What is this fly? 1087 01:19:53,830 --> 01:19:56,582 What is this silence? Say something, right? 1088 01:19:56,666 --> 01:20:01,086 - Afanculu! - I notice some dissatisfaction. 1089 01:20:01,797 --> 01:20:04,590 But if you vote for Cetto La Quale, the facts will come. 1090 01:20:04,716 --> 01:20:07,676 The Whatever: more facts and fewer words. 1091 01:20:07,719 --> 01:20:12,973 But what facts and facts, here not the toilet doesn't even work! 1092 01:20:13,058 --> 01:20:17,353 - The hospital is full of mice! - Then a promise. 1093 01:20:17,437 --> 01:20:21,607 If the hospital is full of mice, I'll bring the cats. 1094 01:20:21,691 --> 01:20:23,984 And this is a promise. Promisingly! 1095 01:20:24,110 --> 01:20:26,946 < Vote for Cetto The Whatever! 1096 01:20:26,988 --> 01:20:28,864 Bye, bye, bye! 1097 01:20:28,990 --> 01:20:31,450 Fuck you too. Bye, bye, bye! 1098 01:20:31,493 --> 01:20:33,369 HI! 1099 01:20:37,749 --> 01:20:40,000 Come on! Come on, guys! 1100 01:20:40,085 --> 01:20:42,378 Courage, courage, courage! 1101 01:20:44,256 --> 01:20:47,383 Gentlemen, it's kind of a free trip. 1102 01:20:47,467 --> 01:20:50,261 Did you hear, ma'am? Lady! 1103 01:20:53,849 --> 01:20:56,225 < (Cetto) So, be careful. 1104 01:20:56,268 --> 01:21:00,521 At the polling station they will give you a piece of paper like this one. Do you see? 1105 01:21:00,605 --> 01:21:03,732 There are various names on the piece of paper. 1106 01:21:03,775 --> 01:21:05,109 Huh? 1107 01:21:05,151 --> 01:21:10,906 Ma'am, don't be distracted. I don't want to repeat things six times. 1108 01:21:10,991 --> 01:21:13,158 - All right? < Sorry! 1109 01:21:13,285 --> 01:21:15,661 We were saying. 1110 01:21:15,745 --> 01:21:17,413 They give you a piece of paper. 1111 01:21:17,497 --> 01:21:21,292 You must put up the cross on the name Cetto La Quale... 1112 01:21:21,418 --> 01:21:24,795 ..what the trip offered you, that would be me. Did you understand? 1113 01:21:24,880 --> 01:21:27,256 Yes, I understand. 1114 01:21:27,299 --> 01:21:30,301 But I know her and I don't vote for her. 1115 01:21:30,427 --> 01:21:32,177 Vote De Santis. 1116 01:22:02,334 --> 01:22:05,961 Permit! Let it pass! 1117 01:22:06,087 --> 01:22:08,172 Permit! After you! 1118 01:22:08,214 --> 01:22:10,966 It's still warm, everyone has the right to vote. 1119 01:22:11,051 --> 01:22:12,593 Permission, come on! 1120 01:22:12,719 --> 01:22:15,679 Come on, forward! Here you go. 1121 01:22:15,722 --> 01:22:20,309 We're about 2/3 of the way through of the sections examined. 1122 01:22:20,352 --> 01:22:25,564 The data keeps coming but we are not able to give you... 1123 01:22:25,607 --> 01:22:28,817 ..a definitive figure on what it will be like... 1124 01:22:28,860 --> 01:22:31,987 < Another update arrives. 1125 01:22:32,072 --> 01:22:36,992 01:22:39,578 This is data from ten minutes ago. 1127 01:22:39,621 --> 01:22:43,374 At this moment he could win Whatever it is... 1128 01:22:43,458 --> 01:22:48,128 Come on, there are some problems. Turn off that TV. 1129 01:22:48,254 --> 01:22:50,506 The matter is not clear. 1130 01:22:50,632 --> 01:22:53,342 There is a head to head. 1131 01:22:53,385 --> 01:22:57,846 De Santis has some votes advantage, he could do it. 1132 01:22:57,889 --> 01:23:00,391 There are many abstentions here... 1133 01:23:00,517 --> 01:23:02,518 ..several null ballots. 1134 01:23:05,146 --> 01:23:08,273 Did you hear that, Jerry? What's going on? 1135 01:23:11,903 --> 01:23:17,408 01:23:21,036 What could have been done we did it. 1137 01:23:22,038 --> 01:23:23,914 All that remains is to wait. 1138 01:23:26,167 --> 01:23:28,168 This is the game. 1139 01:23:31,548 --> 01:23:34,550 Sorry, I had a very hard day. 1140 01:23:34,676 --> 01:23:37,302 Oh, sure! 1141 01:23:40,682 --> 01:23:43,517 ORIENTAL MUSIC 1142 01:23:44,686 --> 01:23:46,520 ISSUES OF THE VERSl 1143 01:23:47,564 --> 01:23:50,441 - Do tai chi! - Health. 1144 01:23:53,403 --> 01:23:55,946 Gerardo Salerno. 1145 01:23:59,534 --> 01:24:04,455 Now we're all sitting on our hands and we wait for good news from heaven. 1146 01:24:07,584 --> 01:24:10,836 There's always your cousin Who counts the ballots? 1147 01:24:10,920 --> 01:24:14,048 - Absolutely yes. - Call him. - Right away. 1148 01:24:14,716 --> 01:24:16,717 Blondie, call. 1149 01:24:21,056 --> 01:24:25,184 Vincenzo, I'm Biondo. What happens? 1150 01:24:27,562 --> 01:24:29,605 Good, good. 1151 01:24:30,482 --> 01:24:34,735 Good, great. There are many blank ballots. 1152 01:24:37,989 --> 01:24:40,491 Tell them to color them. 1153 01:24:40,575 --> 01:24:43,452 - But without getting dirty, a clean job. - Color. 1154 01:24:45,997 --> 01:24:48,332 This is the game. 1155 01:24:49,125 --> 01:24:51,251 < Nice game! 1156 01:24:51,336 --> 01:24:53,337 01:24:58,133 < Dear viewers, finally we can give you the great... 1158 01:24:58,259 --> 01:25:02,888 ..and highly anticipated news: La Quale he is the new mayor of Marina di Sopra. 1159 01:25:03,014 --> 01:25:06,266 < This, gentlemen it's an extraordinary emotion. 1160 01:25:17,403 --> 01:25:18,737 Ndu culu! 1161 01:25:24,410 --> 01:25:26,745 Go, Cetto! 1162 01:25:34,254 --> 01:25:35,671 Long live Cetto! 1163 01:25:39,551 --> 01:25:41,927 Long live Cetto here! 1164 01:25:48,434 --> 01:25:50,310 < (TV) It's an incredible result, an extraordinary emotion. 1165 01:25:50,395 --> 01:25:52,020 There is great euphoria in the studio... 1166 01:25:52,063 --> 01:25:55,399 1167 01:25:55,441 --> 01:25:57,317 Great Cetto who did it. 1168 01:25:57,443 --> 01:26:00,696 It is a very important result for our country. 1169 01:26:00,822 --> 01:26:03,073 Thank you so much. 1170 01:26:10,957 --> 01:26:13,709 Ready? I'm Jerry Salerno. 1171 01:26:13,793 --> 01:26:17,212 I would like to speak with Cavallaro, please. 1172 01:26:54,500 --> 01:26:56,460 Hello, great man. 1173 01:26:57,503 --> 01:26:59,213 Hello, Cetto. 1174 01:27:01,382 --> 01:27:03,217 Take care. 1175 01:27:13,978 --> 01:27:15,520 BRUSlO 1176 01:27:15,647 --> 01:27:17,898 TRIUMPHAL MUSIC 1177 01:27:27,659 --> 01:27:29,785 Oh, hi Melo. 1178 01:27:29,869 --> 01:27:36,416 < Do you see that prison shapes? - Dad, meet Jennifer. 1179 01:27:36,501 --> 01:27:39,169 Jennifer... show me? 1180 01:27:40,505 --> 01:27:42,756 01:27:47,386 - Excellent choice, Melo! < (Pino) Ladies and gentlemen... 1182 01:27:47,428 --> 01:27:49,805 ..friends and supporters... 1183 01:27:49,931 --> 01:27:54,309 ..I am proud to present a special friend... 1184 01:27:54,435 --> 01:27:58,063 ..mayor Cetto La Quale! 1185 01:27:58,189 --> 01:28:00,190 SHOUTS OF EXULTANCE 1186 01:28:04,946 --> 01:28:06,905 KIDNEY SOUND 1187 01:28:19,210 --> 01:28:21,044 Hello, good evening. 1188 01:28:21,087 --> 01:28:25,340 - I'm sorry to interrupt the party but I have a mandate. - Shame on you! 1189 01:28:25,466 --> 01:28:27,551 I'm the mayor! 1190 01:28:27,593 --> 01:28:31,972 You and the judiciary are enough you will not subvert the outcome of the elections. 1191 01:28:32,056 --> 01:28:35,600 What are you getting hot for? I'm not here for her. 1192 01:28:36,936 --> 01:28:38,353 - No? - No. 1193 01:28:38,438 --> 01:28:42,941 - Are you Isabela Pilar Dos Santos? - Yes, it's me. What happens? 1194 01:28:42,984 --> 01:28:45,861 She immigrated illegally in our country. 1195 01:28:47,238 --> 01:28:49,197 (in Spanish) - What's going on? - I did not understand. 1196 01:28:49,240 --> 01:28:52,951 Ma'am, you are under arrest and will be extradited as soon as possible. 1197 01:28:52,994 --> 01:28:56,621 - Please follow us. - Ah, but are you arresting her? 1198 01:28:56,706 --> 01:28:58,999 It gave me a scare! 1199 01:28:59,125 --> 01:29:01,626 But is this the way? 1200 01:29:01,753 --> 01:29:06,381 - And don't you take the little girl? - What little girl? - Yes, the little girl. 1201 01:29:06,507 --> 01:29:10,385 Cosetta... Sur... Wed... Frer... 1202 01:29:10,511 --> 01:29:13,347 What the fuck is his name? Really go! 1203 01:29:13,389 --> 01:29:15,766 - Okay, okay! - Until we meet again! 1204 01:29:16,726 --> 01:29:20,228 All right! Damn damn! TRIUMPHAL MUSIC 1205 01:29:25,276 --> 01:29:27,611 Okay! Excuse me! 1206 01:29:27,653 --> 01:29:29,905 Excuse me! Excuse me! 1207 01:29:30,031 --> 01:29:32,532 Friends, sorry! 1208 01:29:33,284 --> 01:29:36,286 Nothing serious, she was an illegal immigrant. 1209 01:29:36,412 --> 01:29:40,415 On the other hand, here with us there is a lack of work for Italians. 1210 01:29:40,500 --> 01:29:45,420 It's not like we can accommodate everyone. Justice has triumphed! Music! 1211 01:29:45,505 --> 01:29:49,633 MUSIC FROM THE SCOTHECA Music! Music! 1212 01:29:52,637 --> 01:29:54,388 Music! 1213 01:30:03,815 --> 01:30:06,400 MOBILE PHONE RING 1214 01:30:08,069 --> 01:30:10,529 - Ready? < (Cetto) He will work, he will work, he will work! 1215 01:30:10,571 --> 01:30:12,906 Hey there, our mayor! 1216 01:30:12,949 --> 01:30:18,453 - But what a nice surprise! 01:30:20,956 Where are you? Everything is fine? 1218 01:30:21,040 --> 01:30:25,794 - Let's say I can't complain. - My mandate ends in 5 years. 1219 01:30:25,837 --> 01:30:30,173 - Don't disappear, I need you. < Don't worry. 1220 01:30:30,216 --> 01:30:35,095 And then you and I have several things in common, do you understand? 1221 01:30:35,221 --> 01:30:37,681 < Our great man. 1222 01:30:37,723 --> 01:30:40,600 I will never stop thanking you. 1223 01:30:40,685 --> 01:30:43,979 Me too, Cetto. Me too. 1224 01:30:45,857 --> 01:30:48,942 < See you soon, Jerry. 1225 01:30:48,985 --> 01:30:51,069 By the way but... 1226 01:30:51,112 --> 01:30:54,114 ...you finally understood what's the little girl's name? 1227 01:30:57,743 --> 01:31:00,871 Certain! Between... But... Sur... 1228 01:31:00,955 --> 01:31:02,873 Gee! 1229 01:31:02,957 --> 01:31:08,837 - What the fuck is this little girl's name? - Come on, we're starting. 1230 01:31:08,880 --> 01:31:12,132 - Yes, hi Jerry! HI! < Hi. 1231 01:31:16,387 --> 01:31:18,388 - Everything is fine? - Everything is fine. 1232 01:31:18,514 --> 01:31:20,974 Okay, okay. Walk... 1233 01:31:21,017 --> 01:31:22,976 01:31:26,521 There he is! Well done, well done! 1235 01:31:26,647 --> 01:31:28,523 Bravo! 1236 01:31:28,649 --> 01:31:31,151 Hello, dear Meluzzo. 1237 01:31:32,653 --> 01:31:34,529 Bye bye! 1238 01:31:34,655 --> 01:31:36,406 Here we are. 1239 01:31:36,532 --> 01:31:38,116 Gentlemen! 1240 01:31:40,411 --> 01:31:42,287 - Here we are! < Well done! 1241 01:31:42,914 --> 01:31:45,290 Dear friends! 1242 01:31:45,374 --> 01:31:48,793 And dear, too dear, councilors... 1243 01:31:48,920 --> 01:31:52,547 ..I'm here because I wasn't the only one who voted for me... 1244 01:31:52,632 --> 01:31:55,175 ..purely the people voted for me. 1245 01:31:55,301 --> 01:31:58,803 Gentlemen, we have done a lot for these people... 1246 01:31:58,888 --> 01:32:00,931 ..for this land. It's obvious. 1247 01:32:01,015 --> 01:32:03,308 And we can still do so much. 1248 01:32:03,392 --> 01:32:07,562 Gentlemen, indeed we will make the dream come true. 1249 01:32:08,689 --> 01:32:11,942 Gentlemen, we will build the bridge! 1250 01:32:12,068 --> 01:32:14,069 SHOUTS OF EXULTANCE 1251 01:32:15,279 --> 01:32:18,657 We will build a pilu bridge with a plush aisle... 1252 01:32:18,699 --> 01:32:22,410 ..for all my friends and it's just the beginning. You will see some beautiful ones! 1253 01:32:22,453 --> 01:32:25,455 This is a promise! Applause! 1254 01:32:26,958 --> 01:32:29,709 - A big round of applause! - Long live Cetto! 1255 01:32:29,794 --> 01:32:33,463 Think they wanted to throw it down this building... 1256 01:32:33,548 --> 01:32:35,465 ..because they said it was abusive... 1257 01:32:35,550 --> 01:32:37,425 ..and instead I saved him. 1258 01:32:37,468 --> 01:32:41,346 Sixteen families will stay here, good people, all my constituents. 1259 01:32:41,430 --> 01:32:43,098 Practically relatives. 1260 01:32:43,224 --> 01:32:46,726 We will build a new country where everything is possible... 1261 01:32:46,811 --> 01:32:49,854 ..even having two wives, also don't pay taxes. 1262 01:32:49,981 --> 01:32:51,731 A country of pilu and reinforced concrete! 1263 01:32:51,857 --> 01:32:54,985 And if the bridge isn't enough, we will also make the tunnel... 1264 01:32:55,111 --> 01:32:57,445 ..because a hole always brings joy. 1265 01:32:57,488 --> 01:32:59,364 Whatever! 1266 01:33:15,965 --> 01:33:18,508 - The Capitol? - No! 1267 01:33:19,969 --> 01:33:21,761 - The Vatican? - No! 1268 01:33:21,887 --> 01:33:25,265 - The Pope is German. - Right, it's true. 1269 01:33:29,895 --> 01:33:33,982 - Palazzo Chigi! - No, not much. 1270 01:33:34,025 --> 01:33:36,776 Gentlemen, no offense to anyone. 1271 01:33:36,861 --> 01:33:40,363 I have it: the Quirinale. 1272 01:33:40,406 --> 01:33:42,907 - I like. - We're home.